Gandalf vs. Darth Sidious

Started by Darth Martin4 pages

Against who?

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Against who?

Sauron and Balrog.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
What shields?

The point being you and all the in-universe LOTR characters get fully erect with fear whenever Sauron's mere name is mentioned yet he's done nothing worthy of such intimidation.

A mortal who was stated to be 80 percent of Palpatine himself by that point and who [B]has actual feats worth mentioning and is the face of his franchise.

Sauron is, essentially, all hype. [/B]

Except we see his power definitely deserves the praise he gets. The guy is an absolute monster compared to Palpatine the weakling who tried to flee from conflict.

His body was burned so he wasn't even a healthy mortal. Isildur was also lucky Sauron lunged forward leaving himself defenseless.

That isn't the case against Palpatine.

LOTR White Gandalf+ Beats Palpatine.

And Sauron is supposedly stronger then Gandalf... so Palpatine loses to Sauron. Its good to see Quan isn't always stupid. Except for his reasoning.

Palpatine feats > Sauron feats

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
LOTR White Gandalf+ Beats Palpatine.

And Sauron is supposedly stronger then Gandalf... so Palpatine loses to Sauron. Its good to see Quan isn't always stupid. Except for his reasoning.

Says the kid at recess. Let's battlezone, child.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Says the kid at recess. Let's battlezone, child.

Dude, I don't think you've ever outdone (bar you boring me in some threads) and you're almost twice my age.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Dude, I don't think you've ever outdone (bar you boring me in some threads) and you're almost twice my age.
Sounds like you're backing down. I am twice the man you will ever be, loser.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Sounds like you're backing down. I am twice the man you will ever be, loser.

Are you upset that you are an old fart who is only days away from death because of his excessive consumption of Mushrooms.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Are you upset that you are an old fart who is only days away from death because of his excessive consumption of Mushrooms.
35 isn't days away from death, dummy. I look better than you at 35 than you do at 18.

Originally posted by quanchi112
35 isn't days away from death, dummy. I look better than you at 35 than you do at 18.

You have no idea what a sexy fox I am do you? You wish you had this face, you wish you had this broad shouldered bone structure and you wish you had my long well groomed flowing hair.

Dude I was a catwalk model for NT Fashion Week. You can try and get into the who looks better, but there is no one else on this forum you should be more scared of in terms of looks... and ego.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
You have no idea what a sexy fox I am do you? You wish you had this face, you wish you had this broad shouldered bone structure and you wish you had my long well groomed flowing hair.

Dude I was a catwalk model for NT Fashion Week. You can try and get into the who looks better, but there is no one else on this forum you should be more scared of in terms of looks... and ego.

No, you weren't. You're a liar.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you weren't. You're a liar.

I actually might be able to find a picture. Possibly even a video of the 2013 event. I'll try tonight when I have my computer.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
I actually might be able to find a picture. Possibly even a video of the 2013 event. I'll try tonight when I have my computer.
Go ahead and prove it.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
What shields?

>has not watched FOTR
>has not seen the Gandalf vs Balrog fight
>has not watched Hobbit: DoS
>has not seen Gandalf vs Sauron
>SB levels of salt all over LOTR

The point being you and all the in-universe LOTR characters get fully erect with fear whenever Sauron's mere name is mentioned yet he's done nothing worthy of such intimidation.

Except for shitkick Gandalf and casually destroy a tower with his telekinesis while doing so

Did you even watch LOTR?

A mortal who was stated to be 80 percent of Palpatine himself by that point and who has actual feats worth mentioning and is the face of his franchise.

80% of Sidious is basically their version of the DBZ power levels which we all know are bullshit. Just a literary device that one guy is more powerful than another

Nice and all, only tells us what feats we get to powerscale off

That and where was the 80% Sidious thing from? Because that might not be canon as of the EU reboot

Sauron is, essentially, all hype. [/B]

So is your mother

Originally posted by StealthRanger
>has not watched FOTR
>has not seen the Gandalf vs Balrog fight
>has not watched Hobbit: DoS
>has not seen Gandalf vs Sauron
>SB levels of salt all over LOTR

Amazing to think darth "actually" watched the movie huh and then ask that question? 😆

I can imagine he'll try the same copouts to LOTR's feats as Trekkies tend to do to Star Wars feats (like the Death Star blowing up Alderaan and how it behaved like some kind of bomb waiting to go off or whatever it was on SDN)

One of Gandalf shield showings. You shall not pass darth!

YouTube video

Darth has fled for his life.

Originally posted by Robtard
They don't fight, they laugh at how easily they both kicked Voldermort's ass in those other threads.