Out of Africa theory debunked?

Started by Robtard10 pages
Robtard Senor Member

No wonder Russian men always have a pathetic and broken look about them.

SamZED Senior Member

I know my face would be twisted in a permanent mask of horror and despair if this thing was considered a sex symbol by several generations of men around here.

Bentley Seitei

Guys, stop arguing and love France.

SamZED Senior Member

I drink wine when I run out of vodka. Does that count?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

No, then you love Italy. Are you sipping Champagne while eating stinky cheese? Then you love France.

I hate France.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Bentley
Guys, stop arguing and love France.
SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
No, then you love Italy. Are you sipping Champagne while eating stinky cheese? Then you love France.

I hate France.

France gave us photography so its partially responsible for giving purpose in life to million duckfaced teenage girls all over the world. Only things I like about Italy are pizza, gangster movies and Bada when he's not patronizing me. Also the boot shape is kinda cool.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by SamZED
I know my face would be twisted in a permanent mask of horror and despair if this thing was considered a sex symbol by several generations of men around here.

Odd.

But this is where it's at:

And now the Russian version:

SamZED Senior Member

You're not fooling anyone, Robtard, we all know it's your pic from the latest comic con.
After Leia though wouldn't be surprised if it's considered hot in the US.

Robtard Senor Member

Hell no, I look WAYYYYY sexier in my slave Leia outfit.

You really don't think Carrie Fisher looked hot in RoTJ?

SamZED Senior Member

Lol

In all seriousness she has a nice figure, it's her face.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Robtard
Hell no, I look WAYYYYY sexier in my slave Leia outfit.

You really don't think Carrie Fisher looked hot in RoTJ?

He was too young to appreciate a hot Carrie Fisher. Kind of like a hot Elizabeth Shue, or a hot Kate Capeshaw. We're old dude.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
He was too young to appreciate a hot Carrie Fisher. Kind of like a hot Elizabeth Shue, or a hot Kate Capeshaw. We're old dude.

👆

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by SamZED
France gave us photography so its partially responsible for giving purpose in life to million duckfaced teenage girls all over the world. Only things I like about Italy are pizza, gangster movies and Bada when he's not patronizing me. Also the boot shape is kinda cool.

That's like literally everything about Italy...

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol

In all seriousness she has a nice figure, it's her face.

Henceforth, you're gay to me.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Robtard
Henceforth, you're gay for me.

FTFY.

Bentley Seitei
Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Well, at least you aknowledge we have superior fashion.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Bentley
Well, at least you aknowledge we have superior fashion.

And cheese.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's like literally everything about Italy...
😂 I didn't know Bada's their official leader.

Originally posted by Robtard
Henceforth, you're gay to me.

Don't feel bad, you had no one to compare her to back then. And so lusted for that manly chin, large Schwarzenegger jaw and sweet sweet potato nose.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
FTFY.
Don't side with him, I heard him say that Jar Jar is the best thing that has ever happened to the Star Wars universe.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

This turned from sciency to racist and gay rather quickly.