Fingolfin and Feanor vs Naruto

I know I was replying to him. Also the Valar feat I was talking about, basically the entire world of Arda was one continent, and two unnamed Valar fought, and during their battle they split the world in half

Yeah, that's continent busting. Not planet busting (if it was, why the hell is Arda still there? Derp)

It wasn't because of the solar flare, I vaguely remember someone saying that Goku was light speed during the Budokai, though I really don't know if I should accept such a statement

I never said planet busting, I said the two Valar split the world in half, which they did,

Well if you define "world" as "continent" then, mmkay

I don't recall anything past Mach 89+ for Part 1 DB

Dude let me explain it to you, originally Arda was flat, and was a single large continent, but then two Valar during their battle split it in half, and then Arda became like our world is, a sphere. The entire world at that time was a large single land mass, so yes they split the world in half

What the **** is the fanfiction of yours?

Eru shaped the world into a sphere after Numenor turned on them and tried to take over Valinor so men couldn't access Valinor

Yes I know that, I'm experiencing some internet problems, so I can't always know what the **** I'm typing, what I meant to say, was that not long after that the world became a sphere

Oh and its not a faniction, go read the ****ing history of middle earth andd book of lost tales

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I haven't read those books in a long long time, I don't even have them with me right, now, it will take for ever to do that, so I'm not

Well anyway, I say these two win, you say these two lose, and you also say Tulkas beats them, so why don't we leave it at that?

What happens if I equalize speed? do the two elves lose still? if so, then why don't we just close the thread

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Starbusting based off the highest end interpretations, that are probably just legends anyways.

The entire Silmarillion is meant to be "just legends". Although, the stars in these legends aren't actually stars anyway.

Originally posted by StealthRanger

>implies said 'pussy' wouldn't just stomp almost any and everything in Nardo (barring prolly Juubito and such)

The Juubi or anything around that power wouldn't just beat Melkor by feats.

They'd probably stomp him, considering it's apparently a moon buster.

Also, Melkor is powerful in that he can reshape landscapes with his will.

In h2h combat he's a big b!tch. Oh sure he's really strong and durable, but Melkor is by canon a cowardly little girl with micropenis syndrome.

Tulkas is not as powerful as Melkor, but he is strong enough and skilled enough a warrior to beat him in martial combat.

What feats does he have beside that?

Tolkien clearly intended for Melkor to be incredibly powerful. In some of the later (and cosmologically accurate) versions of the Silmarillion, Melkor is implied to have the power to destroy the world and is responsible for creating the moon.

The moon is a boat driven by the Maia Tilion, last I checked. The sun is also a boat.

Melkor is very powerful, the greatest of the Valar, sure.

But in martial combat he might be the single biggest pussy of their number. Melkor being a huge bleeding vagina isn't just an interpretation of the work, it is an integral concept of Tolkien's mythos. That evil is never admirable, and always mad ghey.

Which is why I said "in some of the later (and cosmologically accurate) versions of the Silmarillion". The Published Silmarillion is actually based on earlier but more complete versions.

Nor did I imply that Melkor isn't a coward. He is. However, in his prime, he is still the greatest at combat as evident by him single handily battling all the Valar by his lonesome.

Edit: BTW, I'm not saying this is the "canon" version of the creation of the moon; Tolkien himself deliberately rejected it. I simply brought it up to show what level Tolkien intended that Prime Melkor operated at.

I thought we went with feats rather than authors intent

We, or at least I, use everything. Feats, accolades, author statements, etc...