Count Dooku vs. Jaime Lannister & Ned Stark

Setting is the Geonosian arena. Same as before; no EU or literary feats for Dooku, just what we see on-screen from Episodes II and III. He's barred from using the Force offensively and Ned and Jaime's weapons are lightsaber resistant. Who wins?

Holy shit stop.

Dooku rapes. Jaime couldn't even beat a girl.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Holy shit stop.

You're awfully whiny. Feel free to actually present a case.

Dooku wins, even without the Force, and with no trouble..

I never really understood the appeal of making spite threads. But then I also don't have micropenis.

Dooku wins. Dooku can use the force defensively and Jaime and Ned can't touch him

Originally posted by The_Tempest
You're awfully whiny. Feel free to actually present a case.

He's also alive.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dooku wins, even without the Force, and with no trouble..

I never really understood the appeal of making spite threads. But then I also don't have micropenis.

😐

If I were making a spite thread, I wouldn't have barred Dooku from using the Force offensively or removed movie novelization feats from use.

So either your fascination with GoT is so fragile that their inclusion next to anything Star Warsy elicits a supremely paranoid response... or you simply can't read.

Either way, though, this thread wasn't designed to be spiteful.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
😐

If I were making a spite thread, I wouldn't have barred Dooku from using the Force offensively or removed movie novelization feats from use.

So either your fascination with GoT is so fragile that their inclusion next to anything Star Warsy elicits a supremely paranoid response... or you simply can't read.

Either way, though, this thread wasn't designed to be spiteful.

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Originally posted by NemeBro
He's also alive.

Oberyn skill wise is on another level. Awesome.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Dooku wins. Dooku can use the force defensively and Jaime and Ned can't touch him

Dooku can't use the Force offensively; he's been barred. Ned and Jamie's weapons are, per divine fiat, resistant to Dooku's lightsaber. He's restricted to solely the speed and agility depicted on film which, while considerable, isn't enough to blitz these two.

Spoiler:
Tywin dies next episode, Tyrion kills him while dad is on the shitter after Jaime helped him break out of the dungeon.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Spoiler:
Tywin dies next episode, Tyrion kills him while dad is on the shitter after Jaime helped him break out of the dungeon.

Ya, I know.

That wasn't for you.

Kind of a non-sequitur if meant for quan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We will see how long. If he's just suffering that is even better. You'd probably brag if you outlived someone as a vegetable. 😉

Oberyn skill wise is on another level. Awesome.

😂 at your rage making you wiki-spoil yourself. Nemebro > you.

Rob, whatchyoo think?

Originally posted by Robtard
😂 at your rage making you wiki-spoil yourself. Nemebro > you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I didn't wiki spoil anything. Look at the shape he was in. To act like he just walked away and lived a happy life is silly. I'm not sure if he survives either just being logical.

It's obvious you wiki-spoiling yourself over Gregor's outcome but that isn't a huge blunder in the greater scheme. But if you spoiled yourself for the big happening next week, that will be lolz.

Well played, Neme. Getting quan to rage-spoil himself 👆