Khan vs. Jaws

Started by Robtard16 pages
Originally posted by Silent Master
quan is hoping IMP will lose interest in this thread so that he can pick up where he left off after a few hours.

Imp is my FB buddy and I happen to know that since his watch was taken from him today, he has all the time in the world now to focus on this thread.

Quan better just keep running from this thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So khan can't rip out his eyes.
What will that do?

Sharks don't need their eyes to detect their prey.

I don't think Quan believes what he types. His pride is so high that he can't admit when his favorite character doesn't stand a chance. He's cool 20th me though. This place wouldn't be the same without him.

Well no, he's a troll carver.

Originally posted by Robtard
Imp is my FB buddy and I happen to know that since his watch was taken from him today, he has all the time in the world now to focus on this thread.

Quan better just keep running from this thread.

Motherf*cker made me take off my watch. I had to count in my head all day while shooting welds. 😠

Originally posted by Impediment
Either post feats backing your claims, Quanchi, or stop debating right this instant and admit defeat. EVERYONE, save you, has provided information vital to the debate. All you do is parrot "watch the film".

You've been warned for this before and everyone, me especially, is fed up.

Must have missed this earlier. Well ask and you shall receive.

Originally posted by Impediment
Khan (Into Darkness) is on the Orca with Brody, Hooper, and Quint hunting for Jaws.

Jaws destroys the Orca and eats everyone except Khan, who is now floating in the ocean with no weapons.

Jaws is still hungry.

Who wins?

The orca isn't eaten and is destroyed which is a bit vague to me. Logically there is no way jaws can eat the orca so its body or pieces of it are still there. Khan obviously would use this as a barrier between the two.

27 seconds in we see Jaws isn't intelligent and just eats the object like a dummy. Khan has the intelligence edge obviously. He also assesses the advantages he would have in this situation. After he eats the object he goes away showing he doesn't consistently press especially when you put something in his mouth or stave off his attack.

1:35--1:44 in we see the mere human use the barrier or rest of the ship and damage jaws exterior. Jaws goes away again after this to again make another pass so it also backs up earlier claim that he makes different strikes and gives the humans time in between attacks.

In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

TEETH: 40–52 large, conical, inward-curving teeth in upper and lower jaw.

http://www.discoverwildlife.com/animals/great-white-shark-versus-orca

Khan will always use the orcas body as a barrier to either springboard off or just bide time for another attack. These teeth will be the weapon Khan can wield to strategically wear down the shark and always be one step ahead. His cellular regeneration is superhuman so he can do this all day and all night without tiring though I don't believe someone with his strength feats will take that long.

The clips.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpxOLhuNXfM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0cFLb-JmaQ

Khan's melee combat and tactical awareness aboard Vengeance.

51-53:
"They know they won't be able to use their weapons here without destabilizing warpcore this giving us the advantage." Khan assesses the current situation he is in and puts himself in an advantageous position. It doesn't take a genius to know that you have an advantage in this scenario although he is brilliant. This goes on to show how tactically sound he is under the circumstances and is evidence he will assess the situation to come to the conclusions I have thereby just referenced.

Nothing you just posted proves that Khan can actually dodge Jaws while in the water.

So let's try this again, post some actual feats that prove Khan is as mobile in the water as you're claiming.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Nothing you just posted proves that Khan can actually dodge Jaws while in the water.

So let's try this again, post some actual feats that prove Khan is as mobile in the water as you're claiming.

He uses the orca as a barrier. Jaws comes in for a pass and goes out far for another attack. I have supported with evidence my claims. Quit repeating yourself and support it with evidence. I just did.

No you haven't, as none of the feats you posted actually prove that Khan is mobile enough in the water to dodge and attack Jaws.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He uses the orca as a barrier. Jaws comes in for a pass and goes out far for another attack. I have supported with evidence my claims. Quit repeating yourself and support it with evidence. I just did.

That's scripting a fight. Obviously Khan can win that way.

You also haven't provided proof of your claim that Khan can dodge sharks while in the water. You're dodging SilentMaster is all you're doing.

TBH Jaws is pretty fcking stupid.

TBH Khan doesn't even have any feats that prove he can swim, so this thread shouldn't have made it past page 1.

Originally posted by Silent Master
TBH Khan doesn't even have any feats that prove he can swim, so this thread shouldn't have made it past page 1.

Strawman. We never saw Iron Man take a piss, does that mean he doesn't?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Strawman. We never saw Iron Man take a piss, does that mean he doesn't?

Swimming is a skill, pissing isn't. seems more like you're the one using a strawman.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Swimming is a skill, pissing isn't. seems more like you're the one using a strawman.

Don't start up with me tranny boy. Obviously Jaws wins.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Don't start up with me tranny boy. Obviously Jaws wins.

You're the one that started this.

Everyone quit the insults. Jesus.

Fast forward to 1:25. How will Khan dodge 25 feet of this swimming up at 25 MPH?

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
That's scripting a fight. Obviously Khan can win that way.

You also haven't provided proof of your claim that Khan can dodge sharks while in the water. You're dodging SilentMaster is all you're doing.

He uses the orca as a barrier. It is all in the op. Orca, Khan, and Jaws. Jaws is really stupid as well. Khan is very tactical and will use the orca teeth as a weapon. I didn't create anything outside what was described in the op.

Originally posted by Silent Master
You're the one that started this.

Oh I did, did I start the thread?

Originally posted by Impediment
Everyone quit the insults. Jesus.

Fast forward to 1:25. How will Khan dodge 25 feet of this swimming up at 25 MPH?

YouTube video

I can't see anything on my iPad. Is it on the clip I posted as well ?