I am convinced there's a ninja in the house

Started by jinXed by JaNx3 pages

ever find him?

Originally posted by riv6672
Because i've never seen him...
o jeez! Am I still on your fabulous ignore list

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
ever find him?
obviously not- riv would just put it on his ignore list for reason

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
ever find him?

Not yet.

But, i am undeterred!!!
I have nanny cams up everywhere now...🤨

Nanny cams are GONE.
Turns out they record everything...

Putting out presents tonight....must be extra vigilant.

SOMEone keeps leaving the cap off the toothpaste.
At least the sneaky bastard brushes but, is he using my tooth brush?!?

I got some new mouse traps at the hardware store and have caught and disposed of 3 nice fat mice, that's 3 more than any cat I've ever had has caught.

Ha, nice! Lazy ass cats.

I heard on TV the average person is never more than 6 feet away from a rat...

Sounds like Riv has a real un solved mystery here worth telling us all about because its so fcking interesting. Turns out its his dumb ass forgetting the stuff hes doing on a daily basis. If he only had a brain.

For me Ninjas are easy to find and defeat.

True ghosts are operatives, they use modern technology and have IT support and are a little trickier. Plus they just have to get close for a second, like a ninja.

However I find that in straight combat the merc always has the edge over either type of assassin. Still, it's not difficult for me to dominate any kind of expertise, arsenal, and skill. I just have to survive long enough to adapt stratagem. That is the real trick, survival before adaptation. You need to delve into yourself, find a center beyond intellectual regions where few tread; Alexander of Macedonia, Jesus of Nazareth, and Genghis Khan - the unbeatable, the unbreakable, and the unmerciful.

Maybe i have the ninja on ignore, because, like the last two posts, i cant see him...🤨 😆

Originally posted by Oneness
For me Ninjas are easy to find and defeat.

True ghosts are operatives, they use modern technology and have IT support and are a little trickier. Plus they just have to get close for a second, like a ninja.

However I find that in straight combat the merc always has the edge over either type of assassin. Still, it's not difficult for me to dominate any kind of expertise, arsenal, and skill. I just have to survive long enough to adapt stratagem. That is the real trick, survival before adaptation. You need to delve into yourself, find a center beyond intellectual regions where few tread; Alexander of Macedonia, Jesus of Nazareth, and Genghis Khan - the unbeatable, the unbreakable, and the unmerciful.

Very interesting, I noticed you have spoken about Alexander a lot. Do you find him your kin?

Jesus The Unmerciful

Why is he unmerciful. He died to save us from our sins.

Originally posted by Robtard
Jesus The Unmerciful

Never heard of...🙂

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year

She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
She was going way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was so scared
She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder
And the car came to a stop
She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock
And for the first time in a long time
She bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been living my life
I know I've got to change
So from now on tonight

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
Oh, Jesus take the wheel

Oh, I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
From this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

Oh, take it, take it from me.
Oh, wow, ohhhhh.

He is in your home actually. He has tricked you in the morning to believe you are looking in the mirror but it is actually himself brushing your teeth. He uses mirrorhand technics to convince you it is yourself doing it.

Originally posted by Wonder Man
He is in your home actually. He has tricked you in the morning to believe you are looking in the mirror but it is actually himself brushing your teeth. He uses mirrorhand technics to convince you it is yourself doing it.

That made feel 😆 then 🤨 , segueing into 😱 !

Originally posted by riv6672
That made feel 😆 then 🤨 , segueing into 😱 !

Only a retard would squeal like a pig to something as lame as that.