I am convinced there's a ninja in the house

Fresh snow on the ground this morning.
Not one footstep.
Oh, you sneaky sneaky guy....😠

Really?
This is how we're going to play it? I wake up, and the ladt channel watched on my TV is...VH1?!?!?!

Last sunday someone took the last of the 9 layer dip. SOMEone...

you think it's always the same ninja?! what if it's a ghost ninja?!

What if its a ninja family living in your house.

Jeez, it's be like an asian Haunted Hathaways up in here! 😱

Riv is gonna get booty-raped by a Ninja.

And he''l never know.

you need to start monitoring your butthole each morning by snapping pics and comparing day by day butthole to butthole if no foul play occurred over night

Looks like that Selfie Stick i thought was a waste of money is now going to pay for itself...!

Determining how he travels might help. They use smoke bombs but that doesn't mean you'll smell them. With just the right amount of smoke when you cook dinner he might actually sit down with you and dine. Using his smoke bomb would make that a piece of cake. Maybe if you start to weigh all your food you'll find out if he eats some with you.

Not a bad idea. I'll use science!

Binge watching Big Bang Theory. So far, not helping.

Maybe he's got you trapped between two mirrors and your only using half the place. The other half is all his to roam about.

No, all my tattoos'd be sdrawkcab.

Trying to see if maybe i have a phobia, but there's no ninja phobia. A B C logic dictates the ninja is real!