Woman Thor vs. Uncle Ben

Started by Cosmic_Beings3 pages

Woman Thor vs. Uncle Ben

Who wins, the new female Thor or Uncle Ben?

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does woman thor have any on panel feats yet?

She's going to be Thor, and have all of his capabilities, while the original will be far less powerful than he is at the moment. Marvel goes with another pot induced idea. Let's all give them a round of applause.

Originally posted by Stoic
She's going to be Thor, and have all of his capabilities, while the original will be far less powerful than he is at the moment. Marvel goes with another pot induced idea. Let's all give them a round of applause.

ugh. why do they have to change the characters all the time?

Poor Uncle Ben is currently dead; how could you actually tell if he started losing this fight? What does he get if he wins?

Originally posted by Raisen
does woman thor have any on panel feats yet?

Just weilding Mjolnir so far

Originally posted by Raisen
ugh. why do they have to change the characters all the time?

So you like reading the same things over & over?

Originally posted by Kazenji
So you like reading the same things over & over?

no, but i sense you are baiting.

I suspect that Angela may have a lot to do with this new twist on the character. I'm just wondering why they couldn't just allow Angela to shine on her own, without having to turn Thor into a woman. I'm telling you that it's pot that makes them come up with these ideas. It's gotta be. And just when you thought that Thor was done with jobbing, they turn around and give him boobs.

If Uncle Ben is in the fight, that means there is an after-life and he presumably has access to unlimited knowledge and can go through the vast reaches of the cosmos.

Uncle Ben wins 10/10

Originally posted by Stoic
I suspect that Angela may have a lot to do with this new twist on the character. I'm just wondering why they couldn't just allow Angela to shine on her own, without having to turn Thor into a woman. I'm telling you that it's pot that makes them come up with these ideas. It's gotta be. And just when you thought that Thor was done with jobbing, they turn around and give him boobs.

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Originally posted by Raisen
ugh. why do they have to change the characters all the time?

To "attract more female readers", but everyone hates the idea

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Marvel-Introduces-New-Thor-She-s-a-Woman-and-She-s-Already-Hated-by-Fans-450928.shtml

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
To "attract more female readers", but everyone hates the idea

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Marvel-Introduces-New-Thor-She-s-a-Woman-and-She-s-Already-Hated-by-Fans-450928.shtml

Marvel very well may intend it to be permanent, but I doubt it will be. Still, a kick in the balls to Thor fans.

what is uncle ben going to do???

Originally posted by TedKordJRBOSS
what is uncle ben going to do???

He is gonna send her to the kitchen to hammer some beef steak.

Uncle Ben tells her she can't handle the great power or responsibility.

Seriously though, the change definitely irks me. As a fan of Thor I hate how they're like "WELL HE WAS A FROG ONCE" yeah..but it was still THOR inside...like that's another thing that bothers me she's not even getting a separate name but taking the mantle of Thor, like she should be named Thot, it would make things a lot less confusing "Well I'm talking about Thor" "Ahem she IS Thor" "Oh you mean Thot, no I'm talking about Thor."

I hope Stark feels bad for him being all depowered and at least makes him some sick armor and stuff so he can kinda be like Ultimate Thor in his downtime. Although I am curious how Hercules will react to Thot >.>

Originally posted by Yamcha
Although I am curious how Hercules will react to Thot >.>

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Originally posted by Delta1938
Marvel very well may intend it to be permanent, but I doubt it will be. Still, a kick in the balls to Thor fans.

hysterical

They probably decided to mainstream that "female Avengers" idea from an alt universe storyline. With Thor being their unfortunate test subject, lol.

While Rage now has a legit reason to fap off to Thor(ina), Damborgson is going to suffer a relapse into his severe bouts of depression from 3 years ago. Don't know how Celey will react though.

Hercules is going to **** Thor, officially now.

Has it been confirmed that the real Thor will be weakened without Mjolnir. I don't see why he would be, he's been without mjolnir before.