Woman Thor vs. Uncle Ben

Started by Estacado3 pages

Originally posted by abhilegend
Hercules is going to **** Thor, officially now.

haermm

Originally posted by Estacado
He is gonna send her to the kitchen to hammer some beef steak.
馃槅 This.

Aunt May (Ben's number one student) owned Super Skrull that humiliated Avengers. Ben stomps.

Originally posted by Epicurus
While Rage now has a legit reason to fap off to Thor(ina),

Nvm, just saw his reaction on this thread.

Rage is literally losing it at the moment and I don't blame him.

The whole thing does sound pretty dumb.

Originally posted by Epicurus
hysterical

They probably decided to mainstream that "female Avengers" idea from an alt universe storyline. With Thor being their unfortunate test subject, lol.

While Rage now has a legit reason to fap off to Thor(ina), Damborgson is going to suffer a relapse into his severe bouts of depression from 3 years ago. Don't know how Celey will react though.

馃槅

And anybody else notice the irony in a girl permanently(at least initial intention) becoming Thor means Thor-Thor losing Mjolnir, a serious phallic symbol? Intentional or seriously ****ed-up coincidence?

I think Marvel saw the female audience in the Thor movies and they are trying to cash in.

This will be temporarily, I think :/

Uncle Ben wins BTW

To me it looks like a play on Wonder Woman type of hero..

Both Worrior types

One a hammer and the other Lasso

Both strong as ****..

Gives the avengers a strong female on the food chain..
Above any other current female heroes they currently have..

Good or bad to early to tell

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I think Marvel saw the female audience in the Thor movies and they are trying to cash in.

That actually makes a lot of sense, although the Thor female audience is hooked because of Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth.

what if it had to do with what PF Emma did to him?

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Has it been confirmed that the real Thor will be weakened without Mjolnir. I don't see why he would be, he's been without mjolnir before.

Of course he would be weaker. Plus, Jason Aaron mentioned that the series will have Thor losing to some Frost Giants and than Thor(ina) comes and saves his ass.

Originally posted by ares834
Of course he would be weaker. Plus, Jason Aaron mentioned that the series will have Thor losing to some Frost Giants and than Thor(ina) comes and saves his ass.

Someone watch over rage!!!

Originally posted by Jynocidus
what if it had to do with what PF Emma did to him?
Reminds me of that fanfic bran wrote about THor and Hulk..only the roles have been reversed.

Originally posted by Jynocidus
what if it had to do with what PF Emma did to him?
Originally posted by Estacado
He is gonna send her to the kitchen to hammer some beef steak.
Originally posted by abhilegend
Hercules is going to **** Thor, officially now.

See? Normally I'd LOL my @$$ off at these comments but I feel Rage's pain. Seeing what Hickman did to the SB and the NU still pisses me off so much.

I'm hoping the sales of FemThor plummet so fast they retconn it into being some sort of alt reality.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Someone watch over rage!!!

I already put him on suicide watch, and took away all belts, razors, sheets and pillo cases, shoe laces and anything remotely sharp, pointy, stragable(it's a word now) or can fit in his mouth but can't properly swallow.

It's official, she will be named Whor.

Originally posted by ares834
Of course he would be weaker. Plus, Jason Aaron mentioned that the series will have Thor losing to some Frost Giants and than Thor(ina) comes and saves his ass.

Physically weaker?

Not a good thing, if so, since Herc and Beta Ray Bill are about his strength level without an amp..

From now on this is the only protection Thor will need when fighting the Hulk

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
From now on this is the only protection Thor will need when fighting the Hulk

But Hulk refuses and goes bareback.

Originally posted by zopzop
See? Normally I'd LOL my @$$ off at these comments but I feel Rage's pain. Seeing what Hickman did to the SB and the NU still pisses me off so much.

I'm hoping the sales of FemThor plummet so fast they retconn it into being some sort of alt reality.

I agree with Rage, in that there's many women to push into the spotlight. Yet they mess with an existing character instead, using "more women" as an excuse. (Like they didn't have an all female avengers team?)

Funny how this news comes out just as news of Archie getting shot protecting a homosexual friend hits the media

Publicity stunts, obviously. And for now, it seems to be working, because this news is in all the mainstream papers, which will only encourage more attention grabbing stunts.

I'm tired of this female Thor. Why don't they kill her off and bring back original Thor already...