Writers Wank

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Ennis and the Punisher.

I think they've all been mentioned...

Pak Hulk got too over the top for me, especially WWH.
Loeb Rulk was just crazy.
Don't know much about Loeb Superman, but the McDuffie WW was annoying at times.
Hudlin Panther was stupid.
Starlin Warlock.

But I think the winner has to be Starlin Thanos. The retconning and total wankage just became too much. As a result Thanos sucks as a character - his plans are stupid and only work because everyone else gets dumbed down, everyone jobs to him, he just walks around getting powerups to make him better than everyone else. Whenever the cosmics appear in his stories they act like stupid childish idiots to make him look good. Nothing ever seriously challenges him as a character when Starlin writes. He seems to be aimed at adolescent fanboy types who just want to see feats so they can say "my favorite character beats yours". It's a pity because the early Starlin Thanos stories are actually decent.

Between the GRE studying, and work, I've fallen massively behind in Marvel, and DC, what is the Thanos eventually attaining cosmic/abstract level power I keep hearing about??? I always thought he was a trans-tier type being

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ennis and the Punisher.

Ennis's Judge Dredd made his Punisher look like a little girl. Ennis wanked the hell out of Dredd, he was literally unstoppable. Ennis had him being shot twice in the stomach at point blank range and crucified in the middle of a desert for two days, tearing himself off the cross and carrying on like nothing had happened... among other things.

Cheers.

Originally posted by LGU
Ennis's Judge Dredd made his Punisher look like a little girl. Ennis wanked the hell out of Dredd, he was literally unstoppable. Ennis had him being shot twice in the stomach at point blank range and crucified in the middle of a desert for two days, tearing himself off the cross and carrying on like nothing had happened... among other things.

Cheers.

👆

Originally posted by basilisk
I think they've all been mentioned...

Pak Hulk got too over the top for me, especially WWH.
Loeb Rulk was just crazy.
Don't know much about Loeb Superman, but the McDuffie WW was annoying at times.
Hudlin Panther was stupid.
Starlin Warlock.

But I think the winner has to be Starlin Thanos. The retconning and total wankage just became too much. As a result Thanos sucks as a character - his plans are stupid and only work because everyone else gets dumbed down, everyone jobs to him, he just walks around getting powerups to make him better than everyone else. Whenever the cosmics appear in his stories they act like stupid childish idiots to make him look good. Nothing ever seriously challenges him as a character when Starlin writes. He seems to be aimed at adolescent fanboy types who just want to see feats so they can say "my favorite character beats yours". It's a pity because the early Starlin Thanos stories are actually decent.


Superman and Dr Doom can be worse than Thanos sometimes.Imo

Originally posted by basilisk
I think they've all been mentioned...

Pak Hulk got too over the top for me, especially WWH.
Loeb Rulk was just crazy.
Don't know much about Loeb Superman, but the McDuffie WW was annoying at times.
Hudlin Panther was stupid.
Starlin Warlock.

But I think the winner has to be Starlin Thanos. The retconning and total wankage just became too much. As a result Thanos sucks as a character - his plans are stupid and only work because everyone else gets dumbed down, everyone jobs to him, he just walks around getting powerups to make him better than everyone else. Whenever the cosmics appear in his stories they act like stupid childish idiots to make him look good. Nothing ever seriously challenges him as a character when Starlin writes. He seems to be aimed at adolescent fanboy types who just want to see feats so they can say "my favorite character beats yours". It's a pity because the early Starlin Thanos stories are actually decent.

try reading Brans post about the retcons then you MIGHT just understand.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
try reading Brans post about the retcons then you MIGHT just understand.
I understand completely and there is that part of it, but a some of it was also just about getting rid of past defeats that he didn't like. And frankly Starlin's later fanboy version of Thanos is often even worse than what was being retconned. Somewhere along the line Starlin changed from writing interesting cosmic stories to "my Thanos character is better than everybody else" stories.

Originally posted by basilisk
I understand completely and there is that part of it, but a some of it was also just about getting rid of past defeats that he didn't like. And frankly Starlin's later fanboy version of Thanos is often even worse than what was being retconned. Somewhere along the line Starlin changed from writing interesting cosmic stories to "my Thanos character is better than everybody else" stories.
the only real loss retconed was KA Zarr.

What fanboy version the last thing he wrote was one half of his series / marvel the end where he never really fought anyone.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
the only real loss retconed was KA Zarr.

What fanboy version the last thing he wrote was one half of his series / marvel the end where he never really fought anyone.

The Ka-Zar one was pretty stupid and probably deserved to be a clone.

It's not just about him fighting everyone, it's about always trying to make him better/smarter/more powerful than everybody else. It's also him getting all the powerups that let him beat up everybody up to the LT, and having him so powerful that supposedly he only loses because deep down he wants to lose. Nothing ever really challenges him. Not much point to a character like that other than wankage and appealing to the fanboy types.

All characters get wanked at some point in time, my main problem is when characters get wanked to extraordinary levels without any rhyme or reason to it. To the point where the story suffers.

Pak's Hulk is a good example if this. I thought WWH was one of the worst story arcs to come out in awhile.

Starlin's Thanos is another example of this where I just get tired of reading the character because the writer is trying too hard to make them the uber Bad@$$.

Originally posted by basilisk
The Ka-Zar one was pretty stupid and probably deserved to be a clone.

It's not just about him fighting everyone, it's about always trying to make him better/smarter/more powerful than everybody else. It's also him getting all the powerups that let him beat up everybody up to the LT, and having him so powerful that supposedly he only loses because deep down he wants to lose. Nothing ever really challenges him. Not much point to a character like that other than wankage and appealing to the fanboy types.

that's the only retcon of any significance though.

How is that the case?

When he's fought people like Odin, Tyrant ,PG Thor and Galactus plus others more powerful and they were all clearly shown to be more powerful than him. The only times he's shown to be superior to others is the likes of Thor and Surfer types which he has ALWAYS has been.

The power up with him beating LT was explained and it wasn't a simple power up it served the plot.

The Ka-Zar win was legit.
Starlin fears a straight up loss to the Jungle Lord.
He should have let it stand. Its called a low end showing. All characters have them.

Originally posted by riv6672
The Ka-Zar win was legit.
Starlin fears a straight up loss to the Jungle Lord.
He should have let it stand. Its called a low end showing. All characters have them.
it's not just the showing itself , it's the how a d why Thanos was involved.

Sure sure. I'm totally surprised at you not agreeing with me on this. 🙄

I really like that Ka-Zar storyline. The man has so little, would it have hurt Starlin to just leave his biggest feat intact?
No, not one bit.

Thanos to me is fine if anything Starlin doesn't keep him constant in a bad way imo

Originally posted by riv6672
Sure sure. I'm totally surprised at you not agreeing with me on this. 🙄

I really like that Ka-Zar storyline. The man has so little, would it have hurt Starlin to just leave his biggest feat intact?
No, not one bit.

and I'm not surprised at simply trolling since you joined the site.

Originally posted by golem370
Thanos to me is fine if anything Starlin doesn't keep him constant in a bad way imo

I didn't see anything wrong with Pak's Hulk either.

Nah....Worldbreaker Hulk wasnt retarded at all....not a bit.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
and I'm not surprised at simply trolling since you joined the site.

Maybe i should have occupied myself topping every Thanos related thread on the forum.
Damn people are quick to throw out the word trolling today.
I disagree with you so i'm a troll.
You're like a lot of black guys i know who cry racism every time soething doesnt go their way.
As a black guy, i know a lot of Tracy morgan in 30 Rock types.