Writers Wank

Started by carver97 pages
Originally posted by Estacado
Nah....Worldbreaker Hulk wasnt retarded at all....not a bit.

A Hulk that finally cut lose? Naah, Pak answered the questions of millions when he did that.

Pak wanked the .... out of Hulk
Loeb wanked the .... out of Rulk

Those two are the biggest wanking ever.

Re: Writers Wank

Originally posted by carver9
What's the biggest compliment/wankage a writer has done for a character.

What writer wins the title of lip serving their pet character?


Originally posted by Insane Titan
Paks Hulk, easy.

Originally posted by Galan007
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Originally posted by -Pr-
Pak's Hulk after Planet Hulk definitely.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Pak has turned to complete shit after Planet Hulk however and anything he writes is solely for the purpose of feats no matter the character.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Pak's Hulk, no question. When he gas gamma maths retconning all the damage done.....

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Pak and Hulk

Originally posted by basilisk
Pak Hulk got too over the top for me, especially WWH.

Originally posted by Newjak
Pak's Hulk is a good example if this. I thought WWH was one of the worst story arcs to come out in awhile.


Originally posted by carver9
I didn't see anything wrong with Pak's Hulk either.

This is why you're the Carvatar. Only you can bend all four elements of Logic, Reason, Canon and Opinion simultaneously.

Re: Re: Writers Wank

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

This is why you're the Carvatar. Only you can bend all four elements of Logic, Reason, Canon and Opinion simultaneously.

hahaha

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85

This is why you're the Carvatar. Only you can bend all four elements of Logic, Reason, Canon and Opinion simultaneously.


bwahahahaah, you're even funnier than your avatar.

1. Captain America (under almost every writer)
2. Rulk (Loeb)
3. Black Panther (Hudlin)
4. Hulk (Pak)

Originally posted by Insane Titan
Paks Hulk, easy.

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Originally posted by basilisk
The Ka-Zar one was pretty stupid and probably deserved to be a clone.

It's not just about him fighting everyone, it's about always trying to make him better/smarter/more powerful than everybody else. It's also him getting all the powerups that let him beat up everybody up to the LT, and having him so powerful that supposedly he only loses because deep down he wants to lose. Nothing ever really challenges him. Not much point to a character like that other than wankage and appealing to the fanboy types.

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Pak wasn't that bad until HoTM imo, but he did push it too far in the end. It was fun seeing the boards explode in butthurt though.

Loeb wanks pretty much any character he writes. His Superman and Rulk run definitely spring to mind though.

Thanos under Starlin.

Jason Aarons current GoT run deserves an honourable mention aswell.

Originally posted by carver9
Honestly, Wonder Woman needed that attention. She is an ignored character with a lot of potential.

True

There's always some wanking going on, but the two that were just unsightly were Loeb's Rulk and Pak's Hulk. Avert your eyes.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
At least when Thanos faces people more powerful than him, they are clearly shown that way ie Odin, Tryant and Galactus.

You better pray Quanchi doesnt get wind of this; there will be hell to pay...

Anyway, Thanos is wanked to such tremendous levels that it destroys suspension of disbelief...

No one or nothing can touch his intellect; Abstracts and characters that allegedly possess billions of years of knowledge and experience cant grasp concepts and strategies that Thanos can come up with in seconds...

Starlins Warlock is up there too as he is seemingly the only being in all creation capable of winning an argument with Thanos...

Its truly ridiculous...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Anyway, Thanos is wanked to such tremendous levels that it destroys suspension of disbelief...

No one or nothing can touch his intellect; Abstracts and characters that allegedly possess billions of years of knowledge and experience cant grasp concepts and strategies that Thanos can come up with in seconds...

Starlins Warlock is up there too as he is seemingly the only being in all creation capable of winning an argument with Thanos...

Its truly ridiculous...


You know even though I'm a Thanos fan, I actually agree with this (but much more so with Warlock than Thanos).

Remember the IG affair? Abstract beings deferring to Warlock over Galactus? Phuck that! 👇

Originally posted by zopzop
You know even though I'm a Thanos fan, I actually agree with this (but much more so with Warlock than Thanos).

Remember the IG affair? Abstract beings deferring to Warlock over Galactus? Phuck that! 👇

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Omg you've reminded me of some of the horrific wankage of Adam Warlock...

Remember in this same arc when he basically ordered Eternity off so Eternity wouldn't ruin his plan??

Warlock and Thanos...I'm not sure who is wanked harder.

@zopzop

Remember when the Abstracts deferred to Warlock over Galactus and Warlock called Galactus a fool to his face?

Its official; Warlock AND Thanos have the ability to turn Abstracts into complete idiots just by being near them...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Omg you've reminded me of some of the horrific wankage of Adam Warlock...

Remember in this same arc when he basically ordered Eternity off so Eternity wouldn't ruin his plan??

Warlock and Thanos...I'm not sure who is wanked harder.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
@zopzop

Remember when the Abstracts deferred to Warlock over Galactus and Warlock called Galactus a fool to his face?

Its official; Warlock AND Thanos have the ability to turn Abstracts into complete idiots just by being near them...


Remember? How could I forget it. I <3 me some Starlin but that pissed me off so bad, I felt like walking outside and punching the first person I saw in the face.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
You better pray Quanchi doesnt get wind of this; there will be hell to pay...
go cry some more, oh wait your next few post....

Originally posted by Kazenji
Mark Miller and Wolverine.
I dunno man, I'm not familiar with all of Mark Millar's work with Wolverine but in Old Man Logan his abilities were fairly consistent with his character, and it actually tries to deconstruct the idea of Wolverine as this incredibly badass one man army that crushes enemies far stronger than him, namely when Mysterio tricked him into killing the X-Men. He said outright that as good as Wolverine is, he would never have taken on the villain team he thought he did and survived, but a group of companions who would be hesitant to go all-out on Wolverine, while Wolverine is fighting to kill? Maybe then, yeah.

Originally posted by zopzop
Remember? How could I forget it. I <3 me some Starlin but that pissed me off so bad, I felt like walking outside and punching the first person I saw in the face.

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