Rocket Raccoon vs Batman

Started by Blue Area Vet8 pages
Originally posted by Excezior
Rocket gets blitzed. People need to stop riding a characters junk because they were in a recently released movie.

Nah, people need to stop acting butt hurt because someone tells the truth about Batmyth.

Was a fan of Rocket before the movie.

He intimidated Thanos into standing down. 🙂

Originally posted by Excezior
Sorry but screaming PIS at every one of Batmans feats isn't debunking anything, your argument is just piss poor.

Go back to the land of the banned scaredy cat. Start thinking about your new handled. How about "Bataround"?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
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lo f'n l. did i see blue ask how the raccoon's durability is poor? brilliant question. 👆 i got an idea, post some durability feats for rocket. SHOW something. for once. DON'T REPLY WITH ANY WORDS AT ALL. SHOW SCANS TO SUPPORT YOUR STANCE. or don't and acknowledge you're simply hating to hate--as is blatantly obvious to everyone on the site.

right now, every SINGLE syllable that crawls out of your mouth is jaded and nonsensical as it is steeped purely in anti-fanboy stupidity. you'd say YOU could take batman down. lol before you get banned again, actually PROVE a stance. you think rocket's got better durability than bats--i CHALLENGE you to prove it. now. or for the love of all that's holy, stfu! damn, even on ignore i can't get away from the stupid-hate. lol i'm sure someone will quote your scans so that i can see them and you can change my mind. at which point i will happily say--blue was right, i change my stance. or DON'T show anything, retort in predictable fashion, and prove you're just another anti-fanboy troll. i'm perfectly happy with either scenario. 🙂

Batman wins

OP doesn't specify a battlefield, so this is standard no-feature arena and the combatants start out .5 km apart at go per forum rule. With standard equipment and no cover for Batman in such a setting Rocket's going to shoot him and kill him. Rocket doesn't use bullets. We're talking energy weapons against Batman's standard gear. If it was close quarters combat, fine, I could see and likely state Batman winning, but OP didn't stipulate that, so in default forum battle setting Batman is likely going to die against a very good marksman with some pretty powerful energy weapons and without any cover.

^yeah, given a featureless arena, it's certainly possible. i could see smoke clouds and dodging still getting him in close though, especially if he's also lobbing grenades that could blind or stun. he even has sonic attacks that would i think be considered as standard gear for him. i get what you're saying, but his track record against this style offense is a lot better than rocket's against bats' style. bats also has some CRAZY damage soak feats that tip things in his favour. if rocket just pulls out his bombs and starts strafing the arena he could get some wins though--assuming bats himself has to play by cis rules of course.

At .5 kms?

It's gonna take a whole lot of smoke to obscure Rocket's shot in a flat, featureless battlefield, and that's not even taking into account infrared scopes.

Batman's getting shot.

Again Batman has dogged sniper fire and shots from Deathstroke, Deadshot and various other higher level marksmen.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Again Batman has dogged sniper fire and shots from Deathstroke, Deadshot and various other higher level marksmen.
It'll be pretty embarrassing when a talking raccoon oneshots him then.

Originally posted by leonidas
lo f'n l. did i see blue ask how the raccoon's durability is poor? brilliant question. 👆 i got an idea, post some durability feats for rocket. SHOW something. for once. [b]DON'T REPLY WITH ANY WORDS AT ALL. SHOW SCANS TO SUPPORT YOUR STANCE. or don't and acknowledge you're simply hating to hate--as is blatantly obvious to everyone on the site.

right now, every SINGLE syllable that crawls out of your mouth is jaded and nonsensical as it is steeped purely in anti-fanboy stupidity. you'd say YOU could take batman down. lol before you get banned again, actually PROVE a stance. you think rocket's got better durability than bats--i CHALLENGE you to prove it. now. or for the love of all that's holy, stfu! damn, even on ignore i can't get away from the stupid-hate. lol i'm sure someone will quote your scans so that i can see them and you can change my mind. at which point i will happily say--blue was right, i change my stance. or DON'T show anything, retort in predictable fashion, and prove you're just another anti-fanboy troll. i'm perfectly happy with either scenario. 🙂 [/B]

No son, that's not how it works. YOU made the claim that his durability was low, YOU post scans to back up YOUR claim. If you can't do that, then you might want to get out of the business.

I'm glad you've shown everyone your complete lack of emotional maturity along with your blantant disregard for the rules of conduct. Keep on mind, I asked you a simple question, nothing that should trigger a meltdown of such proportions.

Originally posted by Mindset
It'll be pretty embarrassing when a talking raccoon oneshots him then.

Sure would, but thankfully he won't have to worry about that 😛

where have you been? haven't seen you lurking

Originally posted by Mindset
It'll be pretty embarrassing when a talking raccoon oneshots him then.
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Originally posted by quanchi112
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Imagine how Thanos felt after squirrel girl. Wayne could never keep up with Rockets speed. He's a freaking animal and he displays his speed and agility in virtually every showing.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Imagine how Thanos felt after squirrel girl. Wayne could never keep up with Rockets speed. He's a freaking animal and he displays his speed and agility in virtually every showing.
That wasn't the real Thanos.

ppl need to get off batman nutts... one thing i dislike about super hero's is the myth that they are invisible and ppl believe they cnt lose or die

Batman batkicks Rocket back from whence he came

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Imagine how Thanos felt after squirrel girl.

You speak as though Squirrel Girl is a pushover.

Originally posted by Galan007
all bat's needs is a sprinkle of this(which i'm sure he keeps stowed in his utility belt), and it's GAME OVAH:

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That sounds kinda racist...