Thanos vs Superman/Gladiator (CIS off Battle)

Started by Epicurus15 pages

Originally posted by Bentley
Eh, your opinion.

Avengers Forever, final issue. Using sheer willpower he counters time manipulation from the Timelords.

Being a final boss is good, but until he does something remarkable, Loki is the big winner of the Cinematic Universe. Thanos got also chosen because it makes sense for his character, considering we're having a Cosmic Cube/Infinity Guantlet plot. I don't think it would be any better to force Kang into canon in a plot that had nothing to do with the character.

Also, if we choose to be sketchy, we could say that Kang is actually so close to Thanos's level that he risks of overshadowing him. That'd be why he's being left alone from current movies 😛

Want to battlezone me on that? I'm pretty confident that Kang overshadows Dark Beast in the scale of things (I admit the X-men lore can be pretty stupid).

Ultron is made from Pym's psyche himself. Doom said he didn't want godhood because he lost it, like a sore kid (just wait until the next time he covets infinite power).

Sure, an argument can be made about he giving up power willingly, but it would be a poor argument.

Those characters are more relevant than the nameless grunts that took on Doom awesr


Nope, fact.

That's not anywhere near as impressive as what Thanos and Doom achieved.

Lol, more excuses to whitewash the fact that Kang is a forgotten footnote in the Avengers CU franchise as compared to Thanos.

😂 Kang can't even overshadow Thanos in the comics, let alone the movies in which which he doesn't exist.

No thanks. I am not going to bother wasting my time on another ODG fiasco. What would be the point apart from you showing the world what a massive Kang-boner you tend to sport?

Ultron is machine forged from adamantium and created from various equipments in a world class lab.😂 Doom's creations on the other hand were literally spawned from his own twisted mind, and his own twisted mind is what ultimately defeated him. Nope, Doom said he had grown bored of godhood considering the number of times he's achieved it.

What nameless grunts are you talking about now? Provide a reference to comic arc and I'll destroy this claim accordingly.😎

Originally posted by Epicurus
Nope, fact.
Originally posted by Epicurus
Ultron is machine forged from adamantium and created from various equipments in a world class lab.

I'm going to assume that facts to you are misinformed arguments, since we all know Ultron wasn't originally forged in adamantium, right?

Pym did a toy robot using some "world class lab" and I guess that's better than Doom using the ultimate power of the Infinity Guantlet to be ousted by his nameless creations.

Originally posted by Epicurus
That's not anywhere near as impressive as what Thanos and Doom achieved.

It wasn't my claim to begin with. I don't care if Kang isn't as intelligent nor has a powerful will as strong as those two, I'm proving that he's not the slouch you pretend him to be.

Nice backtracking though 👆

Originally posted by Epicurus
Lol, more excuses to whitewash the fact that Kang is a forgotten footnote in the Avengers CU franchise as compared to Thanos.

😂 Kang can't even overshadow Thanos in the comics, let alone the movies in which which he doesn't exist.

There are perfectly reasonable arguments to be made regarding Kang and the CU. But they will be just that: arguments. They won't ever convince you, so let's drop that charade 👆

I hope Thanos does an impressive job in movies so at least the theoretical standpoint of your attack on Kang has any legs to it.

Let's remember that my claim wasn't about popularity, nor movie franchises and we were discussing the actual comicbook universe. Movies aren't causing Kang to disappear from comics.

Who overshadows Thanos in comics? He's a worse Marty-stu than Doom ever hopes to be.

Originally posted by Epicurus
No thanks. I am not going to bother wasting my time on another ODG fiasco. What would be the point apart from you showing the world what a massive Kang-boner you tend to sport?

Oh, I'd do it mostly to flex my debating skills. But Kang vs Dark Beast is an idiotic matchup to begin with.

WTF has a second rate villian like Kang got to do with this thread, other than jealousy of Thanos?

Originally posted by Insane Titan
WTF has a second rate villian like Kang got to do with this thread, other than jealousy of Thanos?

I was going to end the conversation on the second post, but then I realized this topic was largely going nowhere, so I went a few rounds on it.

I quite don't remember how it started but you can surely find those posts in previous pages.

Wtf 2 HH vs Thanos!!

Originally posted by Philosophía

[b]Pre DCnU Superman

Planet-busting strength:

Hits Infinity Man (as the Source's agent, at a ridiculous powerlevel) with planet-shattering blows:
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i436/KMCPhilosophia/planetshattering1.jpg

Hits Konvikt with blows designed to shatter small planets:
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i436/KMCPhilosophia/konviktplanetshattering.jpg

Punches so hard he destroys the Earth and space/time:
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength1.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength2.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength3.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength4.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength5.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength6.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesvse2strength7.jpg

I've kept this part only with planet-related strength feats. Superman has feats that far surpass these ones. 🙂

Speed:

Well, this one's even easier. You doubt Superman could throw 10,000 punches in a second? The weakest incarnation of Superman (Byrne) can operate between one nanosecond and the next.

Just in case the scale is not understood, one nanosecond is equal to 0.000000001 seconds.
Proof:

His body is so speeded up that he can casually interact in a fraction of a nanosecond, an instant suspended between „eternities of past and future” – a time suspension.
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/NanosecondInteraction1.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/NanosecondInteraction2.jpg

If we assume that Superman could throw one punch every two nanoseconds (i.e. we assume that every nanosecond for him is like a second to us - which is false, as he's even faster than that, and if we also assume that you can throw a punch every two nanoseconds - which again, is wrong, as I assume even a fatass like you can do better than that), then Superman can still throw roughly half a billion punches in one second.

So we're downgrading Superman's speed roughly 50,000 times slower, and he is still fast enough to deliver 10,000 punches in a second.

🙂

Post-DCnU:

Strength:

...
After the latest feat with Brainiac's ship, I don't think there's need to show him as capable of exerting strength to destroy a planet, so I'll just skip this one.

Speed:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/13/134088/2681462-2681421-22.jpg
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/13/134088/2681464-2681422-23.jpg
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/13/134088/2681465-2681426-25.jpg

"I've just read every medical text ever published"

I don't think I need to expand on that - but I will, just in case [well, it is you]. Imagine you're reading Harry Potter. Now, in the time it takes you to read those pages and understood everything there, how many punches do you think you can throw? Change Harry Potter into complex medical books, multiply the number of books by a nigh-inconceivable amount, and you have Superman's feat.

Calculation-wise, I'm quite certain this easily surpasses billions of punches.

Well, there you have it. [/B]

Not one of the feats you posted were combat feats where he was ACTUALLY punching something that fast. you can spare me the cheese feats and him taking a dump 10,000 time in one second. That is completely pointless and not applicable to a fight where somebody KNOWS you're going to attack and having to deal with said person. Thanos knows superman is about to attack and will be able to adjust accordingly. I expected you not to be able to post what was asked for and you didn't disappoint me shortbus. I don't care how many books he's read in a second.. YOU claimed he could throw 10,000 earth shattering blows in less than a second. NOw you're claiming he could throw even more. SHOW THEM... Don't post me feats of him fixing things or reading things.. I was scans of him fighting somebody like Thanos and doing it, or shit, fighting anybody really. You just wasted my time like usual. In comics, superman gets hit ALL the time... That is just how it goes... Those don't get thrown out the window because we've on a vs. fourm. They still fight in character, and it's in character for Superman to get hit.. even by people slower than thanos. Now post the feats like you claimed.

(CIS off Battle)

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
(CIS off Battle)
think you need to read what Bada posted in regards to how CIS off works in a forum match.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Not one of the feats you posted were combat feats where he was ACTUALLY punching something that fast.
I read the first sentence and got reminded you've been dropped on your head as a baby. Maybe even as a teenager?

Dear moron, if Superman is able to move and perform actions within nanoseconds, even if those actions are not physically punching someone, it doesn't make them any less valid for the speed he possesses - speed which he could, in a CIS-less environment, apply towards attacking Thanos.

Unless it involved fisting a close relative, I'm pretty sure you've never thrown a punch in your life - but I'm still giving you the benefit of a doubt about having the speed necessary to throw one, because you still operate within the normal human speed in other tasks [i.e. masturbating, wiping tears, performing speed feats of closing tabs when your mother walks in etc.].

Inhuman, you better get back here!. Kurupt Thanosi has just taken the title by saying that unless Superman punches within a nanosecond, any other action within that nanosecond does not prove that he can also throw a punch!

What say you?

Originally posted by Philosophía
I read the first sentence and got reminded you've been dropped on your head as a baby. Maybe even as a teenager?

Dear moron, if Superman is able to move and perform actions within nanoseconds, even if those actions are not physically punching someone, it doesn't make them any less valid for the speed he possesses - speed which he could, in a CIS-less environment, apply towards attacking Thanos.

Unless it involved fisting a close relative, I'm pretty sure you've never thrown a punch in your life - but I'm still giving you the benefit of a doubt about having the speed necessary to throw one, because you still operate within the normal human speed in other tasks [i.e. masturbating, wiping tears, performing speed feats of closing tabs when your mother walks in etc.].

[B]Inhuman, you better get back here!. Kurupt Thanosi has just taken the title by saying that unless Superman punches within a nanosecond, any other action within that nanosecond does not prove that he can also throw a punch!

What say you? [/B]

Guys are just here just giving opinions on fake super powered beings...

Philosophía your questioning someone's toughness over this??
How he never thrownin a punch in his life!? Over this!! Let's get back on track about the thread instead and let's lose the tough guy act plz its not working for you brosive.. Its not.. Your looking like weak sauce and you should just stop. Plz stop, people are lol at you and if you keep pushing this fake hardass personal behide a PC monitor its only going to get worst for whatever street cred you got left..

OK about the thread..
So who wins??

Originally posted by Supermex
Guys peeps here are just giving opinions on fake super powered beings...

Philosophía your questioning someone's toughness over this??
How he never thrownin a punch in his life!? Over this!! Let's get back on track about the thread instead and let's lose the tough guy act plz its not working for. Its not.. Your looking like weak sauce and you should stop. Plz stop, people are lol at you and if you keep pushing this fake hardass personal behide a PC monitor its only going to get worst for you and whatever street cred you got left..

OK about the thread..
So who wins??

Originally posted by Supermex
Guys are just here just giving opinions on fake super powered beings...

Philosophía your questioning someone's toughness over this??
How he never thrownin a punch in his life!? Over this!! Let's get back on track about the thread instead and let's lose the tough guy act plz its not working for you brosive.. Its not.. Your looking like weak sauce and you should just stop. Plz stop, people are lol at you and if you keep pushing this fake hardass personal behide a PC monitor its only going to get worst for whatever street cred you got left..

OK about the thread..
So who wins??

Agreed.

It's clear some people here don't get out of the house very much and take this crap far too seriously. People should quit the name calling.

I'm a big Superman fan but lots of folks have confused the real character with the fictional character in their head who's stronger, faster, smarter and more skilled than everyone else.

As per this thread, Thanos wins. Superman and Gladiator are powerful but they don't have enough to take down the mad Titan.

Originally posted by deathlife
I'm a big Superman fan but
😂

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Keep polishing those lances, white knight.

Originally posted by Philosophía
I read the first sentence and got reminded you've been dropped on your head as a baby. Maybe even as a teenager?

Dear moron, if Superman is able to move and perform actions within nanoseconds, even if those actions are not physically punching someone, it doesn't make them any less valid for the speed he possesses - speed which he could, in a CIS-less environment, apply towards attacking Thanos.

Unless it involved fisting a close relative, I'm pretty sure you've never thrown a punch in your life - but I'm still giving you the benefit of a doubt about having the speed necessary to throw one, because you still operate within the normal human speed in other tasks [i.e. masturbating, wiping tears, performing speed feats of closing tabs when your mother walks in etc.].

[B]Inhuman, you better get back here!. Kurupt Thanosi has just taken the title by saying that unless Superman punches within a nanosecond, any other action within that nanosecond does not prove that he can also throw a punch!

What say you? [/B]

You're without a doubt one of the biggest clowns I've ever met in my life. You're still upset that you're literally a nerd.. I mean literally. You have no girlfriend.. have no career.. and think because you're in school that makes you a genius. Finished school long ago buddy... I'm working on increasing my portfolio, you're trying to figure out how to get laid looking like the nerd you are. Are YOU and YOU of all people actually talking about getting in a fight BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... you've never been in one in your entire life, unless you call getting picked on and bullied fighting.. most of us don't though.. we call that being ostracized for your looks and lack of social skills not fighting.

You're not understanding something very basic... Doing those speeds feats against an immobile object that isn't fighting back nor thinking.. is VASTLY different than doing it to a super powered being. If I could take a shit and wipe my ass 10,000 times in a second... that all of a sudden means I could punch someone with super powers like me 10,000 times? You're beyond dumb if you think the two are even remotely comparable. One against your ass as the toilet paper.. the other is against a super powered being from a vastly more advanced race than yourself you're trying to do that to. Sorry bud, you're just plain dumb

So basically one person is trying to increase his portfolio and the other is studying clowntology at clown school in Southern Virginerd Ville?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You're without a doubt one of the biggest clowns I've ever met in my life. You're still upset that you're literally a nerd.. I mean literally. You have no girlfriend.. have no career.. and think because you're in school that makes you a genius. Finished school long ago buddy... I'm working on increasing my portfolio, you're trying to figure out how to get laid looking like the nerd you are. Are YOU and YOU of all people actually talking about getting in a fight BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... you've never been in one in your entire life, unless you call getting picked on and bullied fighting.. most of us don't though.. we call that being ostracized for your looks and lack of social skills not fighting.

You're not understanding something very basic... Doing those speeds feats against an immobile object that isn't fighting back nor thinking.. is VASTLY different than doing it to a super powered being. If I could take a shit and wipe my ass 10,000 times in a second... that all of a sudden means I could punch someone with super powers like me 10,000 times? You're beyond dumb if you think the two are even remotely comparable. One against your ass as the toilet paper.. the other is against a super powered being from a vastly more advanced race than yourself you're trying to do that to. Sorry bud, you're just plain dumb

I really hit a soft spot, didn't I?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
If I could take a shit and wipe my ass 10,000 times in a second...
Unless you're saying that it takes more time for you to throw a punch than to take a dump and wipe, then yes, you would most definitely be capable of throwing 10,000 punches in a second.

How dumb can you actually be to be asking me this?

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
So basically one person is trying to increase his portfolio and the other is studying clowntology at clown school in Southern Virginerd Ville?
Don't make this about you.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You're without a doubt one of the biggest clowns I've ever met in my life. You're still upset that you're literally a nerd.. I mean literally. You have no girlfriend.. have no career.. and think because you're in school that makes you a genius. Finished school long ago buddy... I'm working on increasing my portfolio, you're trying to figure out how to get laid looking like the nerd you are. Are YOU and YOU of all people actually talking about getting in a fight BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... you've never been in one in your entire life, unless you call getting picked on and bullied fighting.. most of us don't though.. we call that being ostracized for your looks and lack of social skills not fighting.

You're not understanding something very basic... Doing those speeds feats against an immobile object that isn't fighting back nor thinking.. is VASTLY different than doing it to a super powered being. If I could take a shit and wipe my ass 10,000 times in a second... that all of a sudden means I could punch someone with super powers like me 10,000 times? You're beyond dumb if you think the two are even remotely comparable. One against your ass as the toilet paper.. the other is against a super powered being from a vastly more advanced race than yourself you're trying to do that to. Sorry bud, you're just plain dumb


Seriously anyone who does calculations on comic stuff (strenght,speed..etc)trying represent how it would look in real life is pretty much a moron...

Originally posted by Estacado
Seriously anyone who does calculations on comic stuff (strenght,speed..etc)trying represent how it would look in real life is pretty much a moron...
Calculations were pointed out to show the magnitude of downplaying Superman gets. It's not even a matter of calculations, really - you can eyeball it [if you're not retarded], and you'd still come to the conclusion that Superman can throw a ridiculous amount of punches per second.

Somebody who doubts Superman has the speed to throw thousands of punches per second is most certainly a moron, and not the one who disaproves that laughable claim.

But keep this up 👆

Originally posted by Philosophía
Calculations were pointed out to show the magnitude of downplaying Superman gets.

Somebody who doubts Superman has the speed to throw thousands of punches per second is most certainly a moron, and not the one who disaproves that laughable claim.

But keep this up 👆

You really get riled up over this and don't believe you look hysterically sad with posts such as these. Keep it up.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You really get riled up over this and don't believe you look hysterically sad with posts such as these. Keep it up.
😂 did you take a pause from "I'm afraid to do a CIS-off Superman vs Thanos battlezone so I'll just run away" to comment?

Cowanosi.