Here's a joke I remembered:
One time at this convent. There were 100 nuns. One morning the mother superior called all the nuns into the chapel for a meeting. The mother said "Last night, we had a man on the property!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother continued " We know that man spent the night with one of you!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "We also know that he had sexual intercourse with one of you because , we found his condom!" 99 nuns said "on no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "but we have some news for whoever it was , the condom had a hole in it!" And 1 nun said "oh, no!" and 99 nuns said "hee hee!!!!!"
Originally posted by Omegaman
Here's a joke I remembered:One time at this convent. There were 100 nuns. One morning the mother superior called all the nuns into the chapel for a meeting. The mother said "Last night, we had a man on the property!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother continued " We know that man spent the night with one of you!" 99 nuns said "oh no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "We also know that he had sexual intercourse with one of you because , we found his condom!" 99 nuns said "on no!" and 1 nun said "hee hee". The mother then said "but we have some news for whoever it was , the condom had a hole in it!" And 1 nun said "oh, no!" and 99 nuns said "hee hee!!!!!"
Funny and slightly troublesome. Good work Omegaman.