Riddle me this

yerssot and ...my stomach?

yerss and... nougat!

Originally posted by Corran
Condoms with holes in, it's a bad thought.

Exactly 🙄 or it could be that it was a nun.
What is the world coming to? 😄

nougat isn't annoying!

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

What am I?

a rubber ended pencil?

nope

*thinks*

your new hobby?

a match?

good thinking phoe

What gets wetter the more it dries?

a towel

Originally posted by cermiestar
*thinks*

you're not a happy thinking cermie?

phoe is right again

new riddle yerss!!

*confused*

There is a town in Texas where 5% of all the people living there have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 100 names at random from the town's phone directory, on average, how
many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers?

100% bcos if they have an unlisted fone number, it wont be in the directory!

how many people in the town?

clever clever pheo

Originally posted by Phoenix
0% bcos if they have an unlisted fone number, it wont be in the directory!