Matrix Agent vs T 1000

Started by NemeBro3 pages
NemeBro Senior Member
Originally posted by Epicurus
Based on what? Your say-so? Excuse me while I laugh out loud.

Science.

To pull 80 tons on a train track? Yeah, I am sure you could do the same.

I obviously could, though it is true that most men can not.

That is a lie. The actual world record is 1000 lbs. Lol, WWE freaks like Big Show and Kane have one-arm javelleined a 200 lb man on more than one occasion.

Look at this delicate guy who doesn't know the difference between an assisted bench press and an unassisted bench press.

http://www.bench-pressing.com/bench-press-world-records

Smith sure didn't have any assistance for his one armed press and throw of a 200+ pound man.

The world record for a long jump is 25 feet.

And the world record for a vertical jump is less than five.

http://www.flixxy.com/man-jumps-like-a-cat-64-inch-vertical-jump.htm

The four foot figure was slightly outdated, forgive me.

Either way, Neo easily beat that.

Also he can easily beat the 25 foot figure.

Nope.

You're wrong. 👆

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Epicurus
Nope.

What the hell are you talking about now?

Purposefully contradicting what the movie itself tells us about their durability might as well be you claiming that they have MoS level durability. That, and the asinine "probably" regarding the T-1000's ability to cut them to pieces.

I accept your concession.

The Merovingian's statement means nothing in light of feats.

He wouldn't have to have MoS durability to be completely shrug off every attack the T-1000 threw out. 👆

NemeBro Senior Member
Originally posted by Epicurus
Withstanding the full energy of an atomic bomb is impossible.

Thanks for agreeing with me. 👆

Neo did that because of a "magic trick", which is his control over the source code of the Matrix.

Powers he gets use of in this thread. 👆

I am the one who is going by the movie's stance regarding their abilities unlike you and Placidity who are just making sh1t up.

No, you're trying to use us as a medium to vent about your micropenis and I'm pretty over it. Shut up. 👆

Epicurus True Killer

Originally posted by NemeBro
Science.

Science disagrees with you.
Originally posted by NemeBro

I obviously could,

though it is true that most men can not.


False.

Most men cannot is what you should be saying. Not every human canot.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Look at this delicate guy who doesn't know the difference between an assisted bench press and an unassisted bench press.

http://www.bench-pressing.com/bench-press-world-records

Smith sure didn't have any assistance for his one armed press and throw of a 200+ pound man.


Not sure what that is supposed to prove.

Note sure what that is supposed to prove either.

Originally posted by NemeBro

And the world record for a vertical jump is less than five.

http://www.flixxy.com/man-jumps-like-a-cat-64-inch-vertical-jump.htm

The four foot figure was slightly outdated, forgive me.


That's a lie too. The high jump(what you're referring to here) world record is 2 meters.

Come on, Nemebro. You're trying too hard and failing too hard here.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Either way, Neo easily beat that.

Also he can easily beat the 25 foot figure.


Of course he can, since his artificial code-body is being empowered by an artificial program in that scenario.
Originally posted by NemeBro

You're wrong. 👆

Nope. Try again.

Epicurus True Killer

Originally posted by NemeBro
The Merovingian's statement means nothing in light of feats.

He wouldn't have to have MoS durability to be completely shrug off every attack the T-1000 threw out. 👆


Yes it does, as it is based directly on first hand witnessing of one of those feats.

Again, based on what exactly are basing this bullshit notion? Some bogus ddm-style math you cooked up? Excuse me while I laugh a second time.

Epicurus True Killer

Originally posted by NemeBro
Thanks for agreeing with me. 👆

Powers he gets use of in this thread. 👆

No, you're trying to use us as a medium to vent about your micropenis and I'm pretty over it. Shut up. 👆


It's a good thing that Neo never withstood anywhere near the full energy of an atom bomb either.

No he doesn't. Neo isn't even in this thread, silly goose.😂

Wrong.

NemeBro Senior Member

Still no evidence I see.

I accept your concession, and also your dead mother's open snatch. 👆

Time Immemorial Restricted

Originally posted by NemeBro

Nothing of substance here. Go troll Supra little guy.

😆 😆 😆 😆

NemeBro Senior Member

See? He likes it.

Time Immemorial Restricted
Originally posted by NemeBro
See? He likes it.

U miring bro? 😄

Placidity Chief Executive Officer
Originally posted by NemeBro

No, you're trying to use us as a medium to vent about your micropenis and I'm pretty over it. Shut up. 👆

I knew from his 5th post what he was venting about. Neme, try to keep up. Strong patience though.

Epicurus True Killer

Originally posted by NemeBro
Still no evidence I see.

Me citing the movie series' own stance on the subject, coupled with all the instances of an Agent being injured or "killed" via ordinary weapons(blades, guns etc) is contrary to that.
Originally posted by NemeBro

I accept your concession, and also your dead mother's open snatch. 👆

You stay away from my dead mother's ashes, you.
Originally posted by Placidity
I knew from his 5th post what he was venting about. Neme, try to keep up. Strong patience though.

Deflecting onto a discussion about a man's penis size because you can't actually debate with onscreen fact. It's pathetic really. At least Neme has an excuse of being a depraved bi, what's yours?