How close could a real world human get to be Batman or the Punisher ?

Started by Digi3 pages

Nah, TI was having a giggle, and I wasted some time. There's no story here; just another Tuesday on KMC.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Public hashing is the way to deal with things apparently. Everything.

Blow up Digi. It's the only way.

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Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Public hashing is the way to deal with things apparently. Everything.

Blow up Digi. It's the only way.

He goes Bat Shit about the stupid shit that supposed to be funny (shit was that pun🙂)

Hey Digi, next time a cop pulls you over, say thank you sir, may I have another😂

I smell bacon

I've always tried to picture a rich person putting on a black tight suit, and running around fighting crime. Then Bill Gates came to mind, and I abandoned the thought. That's when I realized that the concept of Batman could never exist.

Originally posted by Digi
This is a classic troll move. Say something insulting with no sense that it's anything but that, get called out, then decry it as just a joke and laugh at the other person for being upset. I'm not upset, as your pathetic PM attempted to revel in. I was just telling you what an asshat you were for an insulting opinion.

But now I'm done taking anything you say seriously, or responding to it, because there's no point. It's not an attempt at getting you back, because obviously you don't care; it's just saving me some time from dealing with a troll.

Originally posted by Digi
What argument? I'm just letting you know how dumb your comment is.

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Wait a sec, I'm the troll and I did a classic troll move?

Lets set the record straight and look at the facts.

I posted yesterday in relation to nothing you said. Then you post at me lashing out and calling me names, so wouldn't that make you doing a classic troll move. You got all bent out of shape over me calling cops piggys. However you didn't bother to respond to a post not directed at you until, I made a post on why I didn't think a person could be Batman in real life, based of real world things I encounter which was posted here.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
As a regular skydiver and the amount of punishment I take from that. I can barely walk the next day. What Batman goes through is 100x, its simply not possible for someone to recover from those beatings.

So the record stands as you started insulting and trolling me for not other obvious reason then you were proved wrong and decided to lash out and start the name calling.

As you said earlier "his is a classic troll move. Say something insulting with no sense that it's anything but that, get called out, then decry it as just a joke and laugh at the other person for being upset. "

However I never insulted you. You started insulting me first. Fact is I never insulted you once. You started on the war path for no apparent reason but to wave the white flag in the defense of Police.. So what does that make you, a troll?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Wait a sec, I'm the troll and I did a classic troll move?

Lets set the record straight and look at the facts.

I posted yesterday in relation to nothing you said. Then you post at me lashing out and calling me names, so wouldn't that make you doing a classic troll move. You got all bent out of shape over me calling cops piggys. However you didn't bother to respond to a post not directed at you until, I made a post on why I didn't think a person could be Batman in real life, based of real world things I encounter which was posted here.

So the record stands as you started insulting and trolling me for not other obvious reason then you were proved wrong and decided to lash out and start the name calling.

As you said earlier "his is a classic troll move. Say something insulting with no sense that it's anything but that, get called out, then decry it as just a joke and laugh at the other person for being upset. "

However I never insulted you. You started insulting me first. Fact is I never insulted you once. You started on the war path for no apparent reason but to wave the white flag in the defense of Police.. So what does that make you, a troll?

Stop right now. Digi is a mod. If you can't be rational and mature, go back to the movie forums. I won't have you bringing your drama here.

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Batman - Master Bruce
Punisher - Mindset
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die by the 1st day

Originally posted by Placidity
Batman is not possible in real life. Not even someone half as good.

You are stupid if you disagree.

I agree.

The sheer level and intensity of Batman's every day routine would all but destroy a human body over a very short period of time. Skeletal, muscular, and internal organs would suffer extreme wear and tear to the point that a real life Batman would either be in a wheelchair, hobbling around with crutches, or in a full body skeletal support system like Bruce Wayne did in Kingdom Come.

There's 1 major falacy in the thread is the amount of wealth Bruce had even as a child. Just the training cost alone would exceed 10 million dollars. To create a Batcave and equipt would cost in excess of 50 million dollar. I won't even get into the design and creation of the Batmobile, Plane, Helicopter and Boat. From the Omni skills, Omni connections and the Omni resources he would reqjuire a wealth of minimum of 1 billion if not 10 billion. AS for his disposable and networth he would rival if not exceed Bill Gates since he has an over 50% stake in Wayne Enterprise.

Originally posted by Impediment
I agree.

The sheer level and intensity of Batman's every day routine would all but destroy a human body over a very short period of time. Skeletal, muscular, and internal organs would suffer extreme wear and tear to the point that a real life Batman would either be in a wheelchair, hobbling around with crutches, or in a full body skeletal support system like Bruce Wayne did in Kingdom Come.

There was a book I read about 4 yrs ago by " E. Paul Zehr" called "Becoming Batman" it was written by a neuroscientist, kinesiologist, and martial artist in which he dealt mostly with Batman physical attributes and skills. In it he explained while it was physically possible to create someone in the Batman NEIBERHOOD the physical grind would cause you to retire between 5-8 yrs. Here's someone else trying to become Batman http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/becoming-batman/

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Yea those pigs have a huge problem with someone doing the work they never can or will do. Cops only show up after the crime.

Yep.

Can't nail someone for a crime they haven't done yet. A lot of those shooting spree massacres showed that, where there was plenty warning the shooters were about to snap, but legally nothing much could be done against them..