The Official "Share your sexual fantasies" thread.

Started by Slay7 pages
Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Bardock42
On topic:

I like sex in the missionary position. With the lights off.


I assume the ''lights off'' is on Sarah's request?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Originally posted by Robtard
Maybe you could "help" each other out
The only appropriate response

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Slay
I assume the ''lights off'' is on Sarah's request?

Yeah, she really .... wait, what are you implying?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

That you're ugly as shit. That seems to be the implication.

Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet

Originally posted by Bardock42
On topic:

I like sex in the missionary position. With the lights off.

Why are you SO boring?

Turn the dammed lights on!

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Lestov16
The only appropriate response

That's cruel to DG

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

I don't want his cream anywhere near my peaches

Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet
Originally posted by Robtard
That's cruel to DG

What is it? I don't dare click it because it might take me to a site that will get me banned off my school internet.

Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet
Originally posted by Lestov16
I don't want his cream anywhere near my peaches

Gonna move into the country.... gonna eat a lot of peaches!

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
What is it? I don't dare click it because it might take me to a site that will get me banned off my school internet.

Where you click the button and Darth Vader says "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
What is it? I don't dare click it because it might take me to a site that will get me banned off my school internet.

You weren't expecting me to say no, were you?....

Time Immemorial Restricted

Did someone say peaches and cream?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Gonna move into the country.... gonna eat a lot of peaches!

No! your filthy hands will not touch my delicate peaches

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Did someone say peaches and cream?

YouTube video

Time Immemorial Restricted

They even serve that shit up in a box.

Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet
Originally posted by Robtard
Where you click the button and Darth Vader says "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I went on... that is the most awesome website I've ever seen!

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

You're just finding out about that site now?

NemeBro Senior Member

I have a pretty big fetish for sick girls. Like unnaturally pale, gangling, eye bags, just girls who look like they'd die if a kitten sneezed on them. Dark hair preferred. Add a dick and we've got something great.

The Renegade Trapped within
Originally posted by NemeBro
I have a pretty big fetish for sick girls. Like unnaturally pale, gangling, eye bags, just girls who like like they'd die if a kitten sneezed on them. Dark hair preferred. Add a dick and we've got something great.

I fucking lost it just now.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
I think a lot of us are affected by these revelations. We argued with AC, or agreed with him, about a multitude of topics. It is shocking to find out these things for anyone that knew him. You probably don't know, cause he has been banned for a long time, but for a lot of us he was definitely a prominent character on this forum.

Indeed. I agreed with him on the conservative fashion discussion...makes me feel like I was probably wrong and we all know how horrible that is for me. 🙁