The Official "Share your sexual fantasies" thread.

Started by dadudemon7 pages
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'd like to **** a cute quadruple amputee, that count?

That has a name: acrotomophilia.

That's an easy label to remember. All of those fetishes usually end in "philia" so you just have to remember the first part. The first part reminds me of Frodo Baggins of Bag End. But I don't know how to remember the rest and it is not even pronounced like "Frodo." But it works for me. 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'd always had an appreciation for femdom on male action, but recently I masturbated to a woman pissing in a cute guy's spread anus and Jesus, I think I've found a new fetish.
**** you dadudemon don't bury me.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'd always had an appreciation for femdom on male action, but recently I masturbated to a woman pissing in a cute guy's spread anus and Jesus, I think I've found a new fetish.

This is extremely specific. It's not that crazy, though.

Edit - lol, we posted at almost the exact same time. I even quoted your post for the next page. Stop whining. No worries, I won't do anything about your whining because you'll enjoy whatever punishment I come up with because you're ****ed up like that n'stuff.

Go on.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Go on.

I learned that this means neme is offended and drunk. keep it simple, ddm. /trollface.jpg

Originally posted by NemeBro
Go on.

As punishment for you being whiny, I'll disagree with you on a topic with a really good argument but not really believe my own argument while also believing that your original point was correct, and watch you get angry while you try to defend your obviously logical position against a decent but incorrect point.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I learned that this means neme is offended and drunk. keep it simple, ddm. /trollface.jpg

Wait, Bashar wants me to keep it simple.

NemeBro, I'll make tons of very annoying and childish puns with your name, "NemeBro", by saying, "Do you even lift, NemeBro?" or, "NemeBros before skinny hos."

Are you unable to make the same post twice in a row?

I typed "Go on" but it didn't submit the post.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Are you unable to make the same post twice in a row?

I typed "Go on" but it didn't submit the post.

I considered it but I figured that it was extremely important to highlight how both of my punishments are quite irritating. The forum is rife with me multi-quoting. In fact, I am willing to bet that outside of the Comic Book forums, I am the most prolific multi-quoter on the forum (multiple people and sectioning out posts).

Also, poopy balls and penis t*ts.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Also, poopy balls and penis t*ts.

yay back to topic!

continue...

Originally posted by dadudemon
That has a name: acrotomophilia.

That's an easy label to remember. All of those fetishes usually end in "philia" so you just have to remember the first part. The first part reminds me of Frodo Baggins of Bag End. But I don't know how to remember the rest and it is not even pronounced like "Frodo." But it works for me. 😐

Googling this word right now.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Googling this word right now.

You had better.

You're going to be gone for quite some time, I bet. You'll be fapping bloody, no doubt.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
yay back to topic!

continue...

I wish we could post porn on KMC. I do not know of a single active poster in this forum, especially the OTF, that isn't 18 or older.

I would so bad post a picture of penis t*ts, right now. They actually exist. Rule 34 demands it.

Glad I did.

She has white teeth. How the **** does she brush them so well?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Answers, people. We need them.

Monkey feet.

One of my fantasies involve me in a group urinating on a woman/man after we gangbanged him/her.

That's why I keep a complete collection of videos from PeeSquad.

So, I just watched this lesbo plumper porn thing a few moments ago where a plumper sat on the chest and the face of another sexy girl.

It aroused me for some reason.

I want me and a guy to double **** a huge sponge cake, me with a strap-on.

Originally posted by Scribble
I want me and a guy to double **** a huge sponge cake, me with a strap-on.

K.