The Bride (Kill Bill) vs The Mountain

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The Bride (Kill Bill) vs The Mountain

The Bride replaces the Red Viper as Tyrion's champion and faces the Mountain. She's equipped with her Hattori Hanzo sword and her Bruce Lee jumpsuit. Who wins.

Katana can't cut plate.

Bride stomps this horrible character that only idiots champion.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Katana can't cut plate.

He has a big open faced helmet. She can just stab him. In the face.

Originally posted by KingD19
He has a big open faced helmet. She can just stab him. In the face.

He does?

Or are you just assuming this is show Gregor?

I was. Considering it was a character from a movie.

Bride stomps.

Originally posted by KingD19
I was. Considering it was a character from a movie.
that would go in movie v.s., it being in all versus implies book Gregor.

Originally posted by ares834
Bride stomps.
Has she ever cut through normal plate mail? Much less Gregor's extra thick plate mail?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
that would go in movie v.s., it being in all versus implies book Gregor.

Game of Thrones isn't a movie though. I've seen plenty of tv characters in here.

Typically not against movie characters though.

TV characters are shunted off into movie versus.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Has she ever cut through normal plate mail? Much less Gregor's extra thick plate mail?

Her blade is pseudo-mystical and ridiculously sharp and was easily able to slice in half other blades and such. She may not be able grouch plate but I could easily see her stabbing through it.

And, if not, Gregor has a visor...

Well book Gregor is still ridiculously slow in comparison, and she could dodge around him all day while she tries to impale him, or jab him in the eye through that visor.

And Hattori Hanzo seemed to think his blade was sharp enough to cut through pretty much anything.

Originally posted by ares834
Her blade is pseudo-mystical and ridiculously sharp and was easily able to slice in half other blades and such. She may not be able grouch plate but I could easily see her stabbing through it.

And, if not, Gregor has a visor...

"Pseudo-mystical" lol gtfo with that shit.

Cutting a blade in half is well within an IRL sword's capabilities. Cutting through normal plate armour? Virtually impossible. Much less Gregor's. Even stabbing is ineffective, especially for a weapon so ill-suited for stabbing like a katana.

His visor is about two feet over the top of her head. Good luck.

Gregor on the other hand is stronger by a lot, can actually endure most of her blows, will one-shot her with one of his, has a shield so he's even harder to injure, and has far greater reach. The Bride has to get within about four feet to hit Gregor. Gregor's span is probably over twice that.

He wins. 👆

The Mountain wins, easily.

Originally posted by Epicurus
The Mountain wins, easily.
Shut up, fanboy. Bride kills show version. Cry more, brownie.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Shut up, fanboy. Bride kills show version. Cry more, brownie.

Are you conceeding book Gregor stomps?

Know near nothing about GoT, but it's clear the Mountain wins this.

Uma's blade can cut God. God>Gregor. Uma wins.

This thread can be closed now. 👆

Originally posted by Bentley
Are you conceeding book Gregor stomps?
I didn't read the books, dummy.