The Bride (Kill Bill) vs The Mountain

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I didn't read the books, dummy.

How am I to know that dummy? 😛

How does anyone know he's a dummy😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Shut up, fanboy. Bride kills show version. Cry more, brownie.

How is she going to penetrate his thick plate armor? He is much stronger than her, much bigger than her, has better endurance than her, and can hack her with one blow of his greatsword. Her best strength feat is punching through a wooden coffin, the Mountain's best strength feat is crushing a man's skull.

How do we know the five point palm exploding heart technique can't go through thick armour? mhmm

Originally posted by BloodRain
How do we know the five point palm exploding heart technique can't go through thick armour? mhmm

Common f**king sense? shrug

So she kills him with that. Just as I thought 313

Originally posted by BloodRain
How do we know the five point palm exploding heart technique can't go through thick armour? mhmm
False dilemma. Gregor doesn't have a heart.

How tall is he btw? In the novel. That picture trumps the series by a jump it seems.

Originally posted by BloodRain
How tall is he btw? In the novel. That picture trumps the series by a jump it seems.
Between 7'7" at the bare minimum to possibly over eight feet. A concrete number is never given.

Oberyn's fight with Ser Gregor took place in A Storm of Crows, not A Game of Thrones.

Either way, Oberyn toyed with Gregor, and it wasn't the Manticore Venom (spiked with sorcery) that rendered him barely incapacitated either. It was blood-loss and Oberyn's spear that had pierced his belly and pinned him to the ground that did.

Seeing how the bride is a faster, more hard-hitting and (presumably) uses superior steel she shouldn't have any issues dealing with Gregor.

Originally posted by Astner
Oberyn's fight with Ser Gregor took place in A Storm of Crows, not A Game of Thrones.

I don't think anyone said otherwise.

Either way, Oberyn toyed with Gregor, and it wasn't the Manticore Venom (spiked with sorcery) that rendered him barely incapacitated either. It was blood-loss and Oberyn's spear that had pierced his belly and pinned him to the ground that did.

Seeing how the bride is a faster, more hard-hitting and (presumably) uses superior steel she shouldn't have any issues dealing with Gregor.

He was still strong enough to literally crush Oberyn's skull despite the blood loss and being pinned.

Even in this state he's much stronger than The Bride. 👆

Oberyn at one point also had to throw his spear aside or else he would die (Once Gregor powered through and took away Oberyn's advantage of range), with Oberyn surviving because of his shield (Which Uma doesn't have), and because Gregor in a rage grew distracted and killed a helpless bystander (This could happen I guess).

Oberyn won by using a weapon with greater reach than Gregor's (Which Uma doesn't have), by blinding him with the sun (Which she can't do as easily), and by having the stamina to fight him for an extended period of time without being hit (Which she hasn't shown, to my recollection). He also had a weapon that is actually built for stabbing, as opposed to cutting.

Is she faster and stronger than Oberyn? Could be. Superior steel? Maybe. She also uses a weapon that can't cut through chainmail effectively, much less plate as thick as Gregor's.

This is Gregor's fight to lose. He's fighting a much weaker, more easily damaged foe who has to get well within his reach to so much as scratch his armour.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Oberyn at one point also had to throw his spear aside or else he would die (Once Gregor powered through and took away Oberyn's advantage of range), with Oberyn surviving because of his shield (Which Uma doesn't have),

He let go of the spear because of the close range, and before he caught Gregor's second swing with his shield he side-stepped the first one. All and all, Oberyn didn't need his shield, he decided to use it.

You're also forgetting that the Bride's agility and perception well crossed over into what would be considered super-human. Oberyn's, in comparison, was only human.

Originally posted by NemeBro
and because Gregor in a rage grew distracted and killed a helpless bystander (This could happen I guess).

Considering how he got headaches for no reason while fighting, yeah, he'll probably will have a hard time focusing.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Oberyn won by using a weapon with greater reach than Gregor's (Which Uma doesn't have), by blinding him with the sun (Which she can't do as easily),

No, he won by being faster dodging Gregor's every swing with ease. The only instance where reach came into play was in the scene you mentioned above when Oberyn was too close.

Originally posted by NemeBro
She also uses a weapon that can't cut through chainmail effectively, much less plate as thick as Gregor's.

I'd dare to say that a 1080 steel katana could easily cut through chain mail and boiled leather and that the tip could easily penetrate tempered steel plate, which is far more durable than Gregor's plate especially since Oberyn's spear could penetrate it.

But even if you want to ignore all that, Gregor's visor had a slit in it that allowed for sight, and the Bride was quick and precise enough to catch a sword in mid-swing in its sheath.

Originally posted by NemeBro
This is Gregor's fight to lose.

Glad we agree.

Originally posted by NemeBro
and by having the stamina to fight him for an extended period of time without being hit (Which she hasn't shown, to my recollection).

I don't think so. IIRC, she was able to stalemate the pirate-eyed chick after spending half the night breaking out of her coffin, and digging herself out from below the ground, not to mention while having that awful salt-gun shot wound in her gut. She just had a sip of water before going off to face against the pirate-chick.

But yeah, Gregor's sheer strength, size and armor give him an almost unfair advantage in this fight.

Originally posted by Astner
Glad we agree.

I think you don't know what that phrase means.

Originally posted by Epicurus
I think you don't know what that phrase means.

And you do SD? 😆

Originally posted by Epicurus
But yeah, Gregor's sheer strength, size and armor give him an almost unfair advantage in this fight.

Since "... he would've had better luck cutting of the wings of a fly," than hitting Oberyn he'd have no chance against the Birde.

Originally posted by Epicurus
I think you don't know what that phrase means.

I'm not a big Wrestling guy and so naturally I thought it was a typo.

Originally posted by Astner
Since "... he would've had better luck cutting of the wings of a fly," than hitting Oberyn he'd have no chance against the Birde.
I don't have time at the moment to respond to your long post but I have enough time to expose you as a liar at least.

That quote was in reference to Gregor cutting the head off Oberyn's spear. A far smaller, more maneuverable, and faster target than the Bride. Who has nothing to keep Gregor off of her, with the exception of her little katana.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
And you do SD? 😆

Yes, Supra. It means "Me and your mom fucked your wife and she loved it". You would know, considering the history between me and your missus. 😉

Originally posted by Astner
Since "... he would've had better luck cutting of the wings of a fly," than hitting Oberyn he'd have no chance against the Birde.

As NemeBro pointed out, that dialogue is open to interpretation.

Even if it is literally true as pertains Oberyn's reaction time and reflexes, I am pretty sure it's a rhetorical hyperbole as I doubt that most ordinary athletic humans have fly-level reflexes.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm not a big Wrestling guy and so naturally I thought it was a typo.

Pretty sure that's not wrestling slang, and more of a generic phrase.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't have time at the moment to respond to your long post but I have enough time to expose you as a liar at least.

That quote was in reference to Gregor cutting the head off Oberyn's spear. A far smaller, more maneuverable, and faster target than the Bride. Who has nothing to keep Gregor off of her, with the exception of her little katana.


Yeah, that might be the case. I don't have the book in front of me like I did yesterday.

Either way, Oberyn had no issues dodging Gregor's blows while occasionally smacking him with his spear and taunting him while waiting for a confession.

Even though the Gregor's plate was pierced by a spear—twice in one blow considering how it with through the front-, the body, and the back of the armor as well a good bit into the ground—there are at least three weak spots. The slit in the visor, the back of the knee and the arm pit, the latter two being protected by chain mail and boiled leather.