Dean Winchester versus John McClane

Originally posted by Silent Master
John McClane has been blssed by the one true god(Chuck Norris), thus he cannot lose. 🙂

Jack Bauer's badassery is factually documented as exceeding Norris'.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Jack Bauer's badassery is factually documented as exceeding Norris'.

Just like your bias is factually documented as exceeding quan.

Nope. Quan's biased BS is unsupported anywhere. I have factual proof of my claim:

Also, funny to hear you talk about bias in a thread where you say McClane can beat a superpowered demon. Hypocrisy at it's finest, probably beneath Quan level

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. Quan's biased BS is unsupported anywhere. I have factual proof of my claim:

Also, funny to hear you talk about bias in a thread where you say McClane can beat a superpowered demon. Hypocrisy at it's finest, probably beneath Quan level

Agreed, McClane has nothing on him in a H2H fight, anyone says otherwise is fanning it up.

That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

Originally posted by Silent Master
That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

Any time you get called out for being wrong you go straight to something about quan, do you have something to hide snake eyes?

Originally posted by Silent Master
That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

It's a rather popular meme and there are many more like it. Is everyone who thinks Bauer>Norris a quan-like troll? Don't let your butthurt factor into your answer.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's a rather popular meme and there are many more like it. Is everyone who thinks Bauer>Norris a quan-like troll? Don't let your butthurt factor into your answer.

Being popular doesn't change the fact that it's wrong.

Why is it wrong? Provide evidence.

John McClane is the greatest action hero ever created, bar none.

Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal, Stallone, Snipes, Norris characters, whoever... McClane buries them all. Facts people. Factual facts.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why is it wrong? Provide evidence.

Because Chuck has better feats.

Lies. All lies. Bauer is the best action hero of all time. This is a truth that can not be denied. McClane would never stand a chance.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Because Chuck has better feats.

Are you illiterate, son? PROVIDE EVIDENCE. How did you not read this?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Lies. All lies. Bauer is the best action hero of all time. This is a truth that can not be denied. McClane would never stand a chance.

McClane won, dude.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane won, dude.

No he didn't. We did a vote count, remember? More people backed Bauer than McClane, and that's not including his LAD feats. Bauer is better. You will accept this in due time.

Originally posted by Silent Master
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Bauer stopped a terrorist attack and the end of the world in 12 hours. And that's not some BS made up by an internet nerd. That actually happened.

Bauer > McClane

Also, Dean stomps

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Bauer > McClane

Also, Dean stomps

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