Dean Winchester versus John McClane

Originally posted by Silent Master
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Quit with the Chuck Norris wanking. The guy is incredibly overrated.

Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.

The age of Norris memes is over, SM. I am sorry.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

You can not resurrect the Norris meme, SM. His time has passed.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Quit with the Chuck Norris wanking. The guy is incredibly overrated.

GTFO Quan. We are trying to discuss badassery, a category you clearly know nothing about.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Before being discovered as a martial arts talent, Chuck Norris was a writer for Hallmark greeting cards.

Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever

Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.

SM clearly trying to derail the thread away from OP which has nothing to do with Chuck Norris, nor did SM have any debate on topic of who wins. Reported for derailing thread.

Dean Wins.

Chuck Norris is a pussy who wanted to make The Expendables 2 PG13

Originally posted by Lestov16
GTFO Quan. We are trying to discuss badassery, a category you clearly know nothing about.

😂

Tim Allen by day... Chuck Norris by night

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Originally posted by Lestov16
Chuck Norris is a pussy who wanted to make The Expendables 2 PG13

😆

SM discovered google and chuck norris jokes simultaenously and has had an Chucko orgasm.

Originally posted by Robtard
John McClane is the greatest action hero ever created, bar none.

Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal, Stallone, Snipes, Norris characters, whoever... McClane buries them all. Facts people. Factual facts.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won.

Factually incorrect.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won.

That doesn't seem accurate, you may want to recount.