Captain America vs. Achilles (Troy)

Started by Time Immemorial5 pages
Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
The **** you been smoking?

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The Captain/Bucky wanking has reached maximum levels.

Here's an Idea. Give Achilles the Syrum. Now he is god.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Here's an Idea. Give Achilles the Syrum. Now he is god.

I thought he had the serum🙂

That would sick stacking his skills with the power.

I wonder if Captain America's syrum was based off the potion used in Asterix. lol

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Block, ducked, evaded, dodged, jumped. And?
So you agree he was prone to blocking attacks with his shield. 👆

Originally posted by Mindset
So you agree he was prone to blocking attacks with his shield. 👆

Yes and when he didn't have his shield, he ducked and evaded.

From what I seen of the fighting in Troy. The way that Pretty Boy Brad fought. He was doing it like a idiot novice. Most of the time he left himself wide open.
I bet Rogers could take him....mainly on the accout the Cap A movies didn't suck balls like Troy did.

He was only wide open during the times his opponent was either dead or completely off balance dodging/blocking his hits.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]From what I seen of the fighting in Troy. The way that Pretty Boy Brad fought. He was doing it like a idiot novice. Most of the time he left himself wide open.
I bet Rogers could take him....mainly on the accout the Cap A movies didn't suck balls like Troy did.
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Too bad you wrong.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]From what I seen of the fighting in Troy. The way that Pretty Boy Brad fought. He was doing it like a idiot novice. Most of the time he left himself wide open.
I bet Rogers could take him....mainly on the accout the Cap A movies didn't suck balls like Troy did.
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Yeah, they were even worse.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Yeah, they were even worse.

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]From what I seen of the fighting in Troy. The way that Pretty Boy Brad fought. He was doing it like a idiot novice. Most of the time he left himself wide open.
I bet Rogers could take him....mainly on the accout the Cap A movies didn't suck balls like Troy did.
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Troy had pretty terrible swordplay and fight scenes in general.

I nearly shit my pants laughing at Brad and Bana's homoerotic dance session fight.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Troy had pretty terrible swordplay and fight scenes in general.

I nearly shit my pants laughing at Brad and Bana's homoerotic dance session fight.

Go watch Captain America 1. You would not hate Troy so much then🙂

I've seen Cap 1.

Troy is an awful movie.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I've seen Cap 1.

Troy is an awful movie.

I would say Troy is better then Cap 1, that movie was hard to get through.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Troy had pretty terrible swordplay and fight scenes in general.

I nearly shit my pants laughing at Brad and Bana's homoerotic dance session fight.

That scene is widely considered one of the best sword fights in cinema. And while I also loved the fight scenes in CATWS, the fact that the Troy fight used very little cut scenes and almost no shaky cam makes me rank it higher.

Originally posted by FrothByte
That scene is widely considered one of the best sword fights in cinema.

By who?

A bunch of guys on a forum who don't know anything about combat?

It was bad. If you liked it that's fine. It was still bad. 👆

Look at Rob Roy for a good example of cinematic swordplay. 👆

****in' Rob Roy, man.

Rob Roy is a good movie and the fighting pretty much lacked silly dance moves and posturing.

Originally posted by NemeBro
By who?

A bunch of guys on a forum who don't know anything about combat?

It was bad. If you liked it that's fine. It was still bad. 👆

Look at Rob Roy for a good example of cinematic swordplay. 👆

http://io9.com/5895092/10-of-the-most-awesome-sword-fight-scenes-ever