Yuri Boyka vs Bourne

Started by Lestov166 pages

LOL. You know Bourne uses real martial arts, called Escrima, right, and his combat tactics would and have worked IRL, right? Unless you are saying 12 year old girls can beat Kali fighters, LMFAO.

That's your opinion. Many people disagree. Don't try to make your viewpoint seem objective.

Originally posted by Psychotron

The Bourne movies are some of the worst "action" movies ever made.

Boyka uses "real" martial arts pretty much the same as Bourne uses "real" martial arts. Just saying.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Yes, he is. I'm reasonably sure an average gangbanger can take him in a fight in the real world.

The Bourne movies are some of the worst "action" movies ever made.

Ridiculous downplaying tactics of the character you hate is not the way to debate. So you lose again.

I disagree, the Bourne flicks were rather good, especially the first. But taste vary, as I didn't care for Undisputed 3 much and you seem to think it was brilliant.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ridiculous downplaying tactics of the character you hate is not the way to debate. So you lose again.

I disagree, the Bourne flicks were rather good, especially the first. But taste vary, as I didn't care for Undisputed 3 much and you seem to think it was brilliant.

I'm not downplaying anything, because you haven't presented anything other than "DUDE 30 BILLION DOLLAR TRAINING LMAO" and other meaningless statements.

This first one was okay as far as story and characters, but the PG-13 rating, the shaky cam, and the cutaways during fight scenes ruined it as an action movie for me.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL. You know Bourne uses real martial arts, called Escrima, right, and his combat tactics would and have worked IRL, right? Unless you are saying 12 year old girls can beat Kali fighters, LMFAO.

That's your opinion. Many people disagree. Don't try to make your viewpoint seem objective.

LMAO. His martial art was about as real as Pamela Anderson's ****.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm not downplaying anything, because you haven't presented anything other than "DUDE 30 BILLION DOLLAR TRAINING LMAO" and other meaningless statements.

This first one was okay as far as story and characters, but the PG-13 rating, the shaky cam, and the cutaways during fight scenes ruined it as an action movie for me.

LMAO. His martial art was about as real as Pamela Anderson's ****.

Her **** are real.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm not downplaying anything, because you haven't presented anything other than "DUDE 30 BILLION DOLLAR TRAINING LMAO" and other meaningless statements.

This first one was okay as far as story and characters, but the PG-13 rating, the shaky cam, and the cutaways during fight scenes ruined it as an action movie for me.

LMAO. His martial art was about as real as Pamela Anderson's ****.

So you're going to ignore all the feats I went in detail about and just focus on that one statement. LMFAO

Walking away from 2 car crashes, a bullet, and a 10 story drop into the East River>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fighting with a broken leg

/story

You're reminding me of RJ when he attempted to say Bob L. Swagger could beat Agent 47. They are just in two entirely separate classes.

Also you not being able to comprehend the fights bears no objective weight on the match and makes you seem biased and uninformed.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm not downplaying anything, because you haven't presented anything other than "DUDE 30 BILLION DOLLAR TRAINING LMAO" and other meaningless statements.

This first one was okay as far as story and characters, but the PG-13 rating, the shaky cam, and the cutaways during fight scenes ruined it as an action movie for me.

And on top of downplaying Bourne, you're now ignoring all the other points brought up 👆

Well, there's no accounting for taste.

Originally posted by Robtard
And on top of downplaying Bourne, you're now ignoring all the other points brought up 👆

Well, there's no accounting for taste.

No, I already addressed everything you said, if you want to counted with something other than super-assassin hype bullshit then I'm game.

Tell me about it. You kids and your watered down "action" and superhero garbage have almost completely ruined summer blockbusters. Thank God for The Equalizer, John Wick, and The Raid 2 to keep me sated this year.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you're going to ignore all the feats I went in detail about and just focus on that one statement. LMFAO

Walking away from 2 car crashes, a bullet, and a 10 story drop into the East River>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fighting with a broken leg

/story

You're reminding me of RJ when he attempted to say Bob L. Swagger could beat Agent 47. They are just in two entirely separate classes.

Also you not being able to comprehend the fights bears no objective weight on the match and makes you seem biased and uninformed.

I addressed all of this already. Walking away from a car crash is possible in real life. A ten story drop is possible in real life. Taking a bullet is possible in real life. It's all been done. Impressive but not impossible. But fighting and winning while literally crippled? No way.

LOL what a straw man generalization. People may survive those things, but not all of them within a few hours, and not without being immediately hospitalized afterward. Bourne walked away from all that damage, and if you can find an account of someone tanking equivalent damage and not needing to be in an ICU after, please post it. Otherwise, you're massively downplaying Bourne just because you didn't like the movies.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL what a straw man generalization. People may survive those things, but not all of them within a few hours, and not without being immediately hospitalized afterward. Bourne walked away from all that damage, and if you can find an account of someone tanking equivalent damage and not needing to be in an ICU after, please post it. Otherwise, you're massively downplaying Bourne just because you didn't like the movies.

You're the one saying Boyka breaking a guy's leg with his own shattered knee isn't impressive and I'm the one downplaying? Lel.

It's not as impressive as simultaneously tanking 2 car crashes, a bullet, and a 10 story drop into the East River and walking away from it without be hospitalized/dead. Not saying Boyka's a chump, but Boyka is like Michael Myers, whereas Bourne is like Godzilla.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's not as impressive as simultaneously tanking 2 car crashes, a bullet, and a 10 story drop into the East River and walking away from it without be hospitalized/dead. Not saying Boyka's a chump, but Boyka is like Michael Myers, whereas Bourne is like Godzilla.

Yeah, no. But even if we don't agree on who's superior you have to agree that Boyka has the durability and damage soak to hang with Bourne. And with his superior skills and physical stats it's a win for the Ruskie.

No, he does not. Boyka gets his limbs snapped in fights. Bourne doesn't get his limbs snapped even in multiple car crashes and a 10 story drop. Bourne wrecks him in the durability department, end of game.

"superior skills and physical stats"- hysterical

Last i checked Bourne was good at killing Russians:lol;

Originally posted by Lestov16
No, he does not. Boyka gets his limbs snapped in fights. Bourne doesn't get his limbs snapped even in multiple car crashes and a 10 story drop. Bourne wrecks him in the durability department, end of game.

"superior skills and physical stats"- hysterical

That's because Bourne fights shit tier opponents while Boyka fights legit skilled fighters. Also Boyka's broken knee > a normal man's leg as proven on screen.

At least Boyka can throw a proper punch and has real ground game, and he doesn't need to rely on weapons to beat his enemies. Call me when Bourne has a proper fight scene without shaky cam and a billion cutaways.

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Originally posted by Jmanghan
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Bourne still wins
$30 million super weapon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prison fighter

Bourne and it isn't close. Bourne is superhuman.