3 women wash up on an island beach and are found 2 days later by a tribe of strange cannibles.
the women are taken and tied up to poles in the camp, one of the women is begging not to be eaten, so the cannibles tell them. we have a tradition "if you want to live you must find a fruit in the jungle and fit 10 of that fruit up your arse without making a face, if you do you will die"
so the women agree and go into the jungle. 3 hours later two come back with fruit and the chief cannible sends men to find the third.
the first women had apples and made it to 3 before she made a face, she was executed. the second women had grapes and maded it to 9 before she laughed, she was executed.
when the two women met in heaven the first said " what happened, you could have easily made it to 10 without making a face"
the second responded " i saw the cannibles come back with the second women"
the first looked at her "so why did you laugh?"
the seconds said "she had Pineapples"
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
3 women wash up on an island beach and are found 2 days later by a tribe of strange cannibles.the women are taken and tied up to poles in the camp, one of the women is begging not to be eaten, so the cannibles tell them. we have a tradition "if you want to live you must find a fruit in the jungle and fit 10 of that fruit up your arse without making a face, if you do you will die"
so the women agree and go into the jungle. 3 hours later two come back with fruit and the chief cannible sends men to find the third.
the first women had apples and made it to 3 before she made a face, she was executed. the second women had grapes and maded it to 9 before she laughed, she was executed.
when the two women met in heaven the first said " what happened, you could have easily made it to 10 without making a face"
the second responded " i saw the cannibles come back with the second women"
the first looked at her "so why did you laugh?"
the seconds said "she had Pineapples"
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