So i heard this joke..,.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
how do you make a dead baby float?

root beer and two scoops of dead baby

So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

not sure if relating actual life experience into the thread or making a simple rhetoric joke based on spiting a girlfriend

Haha, jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend. (Even though I know that ***** likes me!)

hm well that clarified things

How are babies and the elderly similar?

Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

whats blue, veiny and flys around the room going WHOOOOSH?

a dead baby with a punctured lung

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a McLaren MP4 -12C ?

i don't have an exotic sports car in my garage

why did the dead baby cross the road?

because it was stapled to a chicken

Haha@chicken!

Originally posted by Jmanghan
So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

Hahahahahahahaha

🙂

I like the cut of your jib!

Originally posted by Jmanghan
So, I got into an argument with my girlfriend.

"You're such an *******!"

"Why am I an *******?"

"Because you're full of shit!"

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

😆

Haha, visual pun!

whats the diffrence between a pimple and a priest?

a Pimple waits until you become a teenager to "come" on your face

what do you call a deer with 1 eye?

no idea

what do you call a 1 eyed deer with no legs?

still no eye deer