TODAY IS VCR DAY
(VC what now?)
TODAY IS WORLD OCEAN DAY
(Yay, Aquaman!)
TODAY IS DONALD DUCK DAY
TODAY IS
TOMORROW IS RED ROSE DAY
TOMORROW IS
TOMORROW IS FLAG DAY
(Its a grand old flag!)
TODAY IS NATIONAL HOLLERIN’ CONTEST DAY
(Buckle up buttercup!)
TODAY IS NATIONAL BALD EAGLE DAY