JULY IS
TODAY IS BRET HART’S BIRTHDAY
TODAY IS
TODAY IS NATIONAL COUNTRY MUSIC DAY
TODAY IS WORKAHOLICS DAY
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CHERRY PIT SPITTING DAY
(Ptui!)
TODAY IS BODY PAINTING DAY
(I’ll pass!)
TODAY IS TEDDY BEAR PICNIC DAY
(Well thats so sweet!)
TOMORROW IS
TOMORROW IS DIFFERENT COLORED EYES DAY
(Thats heterochromia!)
TODAY IS BASTILLE DAY
(Ah the saucy French!)
TODAY IS COW APPRECIATION DAY
(Moo!)
TODAY IS NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY
(That seems fishy.)
TODAY IS NATIONAL DAIQUIRI DAY
(Haiquiri daiquiri drink!)