Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

I can't wait for this day.

That's one of those things you can do 365, like whack a weasel.

Weasels have Rights. Hipsters do not.

Weasels give up there rights when they enter my garden, they knew the risks when they signed up.

I feel the same way about Hipsters in my yard.

Neve had it. Never will.

Plum Pudding Day

Date When Celebrated : Always February 12 th

Plum Pudding Day is your chance to eat some plum pudding. Doesn't this make you happy!?! You must admit, if it wasn't Plum Pudding Day, you probably wouldn't even think about plum pudding, let alone eat some.

Participating in Plum Pudding Day make take a little work. You will find vanilla and chocolate pudding on store shelves. You'll find banana and tapioca pudding, too. Unfortunately, we do not believe there is a packaged Plum Pudding on the market. That means you get the joy of finding a recipe and making it from scratch. You can also seek out a restaurant that serves it. Tip: call and check before you go.

Plums are popular in Chinese and Asian cuisine. It is likely that this day originated either in Asia, or was created by someone enjoying a Chinese plum pudding dessert.

Also Paul Bunyan Day for all the Minnesota peeps.

^^^Did not know that. Cool.

Ferris Wheel Day

Date When Celebrated : Always February 14

George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr. a civil engineer, made the first Ferris Wheel at the World's Colombian Exhibition in Chicago in 1893.

The purpose of this day is obvious... to celebrate the birthday of this great inventor and to enjoy his invention. The trouble is, there aren't many carnivals, amusement parks or fairgrounds operating in mid-February in North America. You may have to settle with enjoying old photos of trips to a fair or amusement park.

Origin of Ferris Wheel Day:
Ferris Wheel Day commemorates the birthday of George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr., the creator of the first Ferris Wheel.

Austria, a country in love with their Ferris Wheels, also claims to have created this day. Their claim is that this date was chosen because in Austria this is historically the most weather friendly day of the year.

Also Library Lovers Day, go down to your local library and sex up some books.

Its closed today. 🙁

What the..?! Why in fark would they make the Day a Sunday for Libraries if that's the day they're closed? How am I supposed to molest them books now?

Ahh I recall getting into trouble at the Library all the time back in der goot old daze.

After Ghost Busters came out, i tried sneaking into the basement, to see where they filmed the first ghost scene at the NY Public Library.
Never made it.

Presidents Day, meh.

Yeah...i'm not doing this.

Do a Grouch a Favor Day

Date When Celebrated : Always February 16

Do a Grouch a Favor today. Do it and make the world a better place.

Everyone has been a grouch at one time or another. Some people are seemingly grouches all of the time. It's in their nature. Others are occasional grouches, influenced by events in their lives, lack of sleep, the weather, etc. A few people are good at disguising their grouchy mood. But, they still need cheering up.

Look around for someone who is in a grouchy mood today. Then, do him or her a favor that will cheer up their day. There's plenty of grouches out there to practice on. Try it on all of the grouches that you see today, and watch the results!

National Almond Day

I never did get the taste for almonds, I see them sitting next to the peanuts in stores and I'm like why is this even here.

.......mmmm Almond Flavored Amaretto....

er um yes...HOLIDAY!! Its Great!

Woo Hoo.

Sure put it in alcohol and it's awesome, not surprising.

...............mmmmmNuke in a bottle of alcohol............with almonds.....

You'd have some bitter almonds there.