Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

And wrinkly nuts!!!!

Always comes down to cajones with you.

Ohhhh I see what you did there.

Now put those wrinkly old things away before the neighbors call the cops.

They wouldnt DARE.

Then you got boring neighbors.

Random Acts of Kindness Day, looks like we're all gonna be bored.

So if I refrain from throwing a brick at someone, that could be considered a KINDNESS... couldn't it?

We would never ask you to stop doing what makes you really happy.

Kindness and Happiness are not the same things.

^^^Boy is that the truth!

True dat!

*goes to warm up some bricks*

Kindness can lead to Happiness.

A brick to the back of the annoying skull can led to Satisfaction.....and a concussion.

and possible 5 to 10.

Stick with a high-powered sniper rifle, they won't see who done it.

That depends how good you are, how you acquire the weapon and ammunition, your connection to the victim if any, the dispensation of your sniper's nest, your escape plan from same...

Hmmm War Tactics Helpful Information?

This is my Weapon This is my gun. One is for Pleasure. One is for Fun!!!

Originally posted by riv6672
how you acquire the weapon and ammunition

Maybe have an acquaintance who's in the military and can score you a rifle and ammo on the down low.

Too well inventoried.

Guess i'll check my smoke detectors today...

National Battery Day

Date When Celebrated : Always February 18

People get a charge out of National Battery Day. We are absolutely energized about the many uses and applications. It's an opportunity to celebrate a vital invention. Batteries are used everywhere, from the battlefield to smoke alarms to headsets. They come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, and power capacity, to fit a wide array of needs.

Just imagine where the world would be without batteries. We'd still be using a crank to start our automobiles. We'd have to cart around long extension cords to bring the boombox to the beach. And, forget about hand-held games. They'd never be popular tied to an electrical outlet.

Yesiree, batteries are electrifying!

Today is a good time to appreciate the the power of batteries in our everyday life.

National Battery Day

*batteries not included.