Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

Thats true. Good thread idea too!

National Ice Cream Sandwich Day

I..want one.
In my mouth!

I had like 3 salted caramel ice cream sandwiches... and it was awesome!

As god is my witness i will have ice cream today!

Do you have the thing were if you get something good for yourself you have to get some for the spouse too?

Yeah, it mostly cuts her complaing by half! ✅

Here's a free life hack, when you want a burger or something and don't want to pay extra getting her something, find an excuse to do a random errand, then while you're out you zip into the drive thru snack on your thing, get rid of the evidence and it's all good in the hood.

She would know, somehow...

#whipped

Originally posted by riv6672
She would know, somehow...

#whipped

Obviously it's not going to work if she has that creepy woman spider sense intuition sht they get.

#unfair-advantage

^^^They ALL have that...🙁

Today is National sneak some zucchini onto your neighbor's porch day.

Da ****?!?

Zucchini Rick!

International Cat Day

^^^BLEH!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Zucchini Rick!

I totally wasn't prepared for Pickle-Roach-Rat Cyborg Rick, I tell you I never laughed so hard at something in my life!

^^^oh yeah! The puckle man rules!!!

I liked the therapist. She broke shit DOWN.
Rick and his daughter have a really unhealthy relationship.

National Duran Duran Appreciation Day

Wut? That's an actual thing? Yes it is apparently.