Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

International Bacon Day

Yeah, thought i'd let you have that one.
You could actually do it justice!

I dig the bacon.

Same here i've eaten it to the point i've gotten suck a couple times...

There's an idea, wrap your junk in bacon and have her suck you off.

What the ****?!?! 😆

... did I post that?

Um, drunkpost

Drunk or sober, that shit made me laugh out loud!

^^^thats beautiful...😍

FIGHT PROCRASTINATION DAY

National Coffee Ice Cream Day

I'd try some of that.

National Beer Lover's Day

I'd try some of THAT, too!

INTERNATIONAL LITERACY DAY

I'll be sure to read a few chapters of whatever book I'm reading at the moment in honor of the day.