Tol Skorr vs Yarael Poof

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Tol Skorr vs Yarael Poof

Tol Skorr has no legs and Yarael Poof has no arms. Fight to the death. Location: Yoda's bedroom.

I want to be limbless in Yoda's bedroom.

Yarael sets him on fire with his mind.

Some of the Jedi Council members are jokes. Poof is not one of them!

Well, ok, his name is, but his force abilities are not.

The only joke of the Jedi order is Agen Kolar, well Coleman trebor was a failure too.

I wonder what it would look like if Yarael Poof and Darth Plagueis made a baby.

Spoiler:
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What. The. Khark.

Well you asked how it would look. What did you expect? Yarael has a long neck, and Plagueis is tall, gaunt, and has hands larger than catcher's mitts.

True

Didn't Skorr kill some beast?

This is a tough one though. I'm not sure. Tol Skorr was one of Dooku's acolytes and all Poof had was a stupid name and a long neck.

In terms of feats and looking like an obese metalhead, I'd probably give it to Tol Skorr.

I think Poof could go for the submission with his neck though. Tol Skorr got a weak ground game.

Does Poof have any skill feats utilizing his neck as a weapon?

He's got a mean game with illusions, but unless Skorr has beaten at least someone I'm going to give the martial edge to Poof as a duelist.

I got something here for Poof's Jujitsu

As a Quermian, Poof did not have a spinal column; thus, he could contort his body in ways few other species could match. Coupled with his extra set of arms that could move independently of each other, Master Poof was extremely dexterous.

--Wookieepedia

You keep evading my point, I asked specifically for feats relating to the dexterity of Poof's neck and illustrating its usefulness and battle and you give me a Wookiepedia entry?

Tol Skorr stomped a Tukata, and deflected blasterfire. He has better combat feats than Poof. I will ask again when has Poof ever utilized his neck in combat to incapacitate a combatant?

Yarael Poof is a seasoned martial artist with a lot of experience against other top tier martial artists. For instance Adi Gallia was able to kick Savage Opress so hard that she nearly broke his ****ing leg and Kenobi only need to finish it off slightly, yet Yarael Poof using his dynamic neck combat and boxing mastery was able to tank her best shots. Also there's a good showing here for Agen Kolar, showing his mastery of the Dark Side by tapping into his more raw emotions.

I think that settles it Adi Gallia is stronger than Yarael Poof and Savage >> Tol Skorr >>>> Yarael Poof. Holy shit did she knock them all out? What happened there?

Yarael Poof used his telepathic powers to make Yoda bloodlusted. So Yoda went into a frenzy and tried to rip Plo Koon's mask off, but then Koon used his own potent telepathy to make Yoda think his mask was on his foot. Then Sassae Tiin tapped Adi Gallia on the back and pretended it wasn't him and she was like "which one of you ****ers touched my shit" and Windu was like "YARAEL DID IT YO" so she sucker punched him. Then Tiin and Windu got into a heated lightsaber duel about who's fault that was (this is how their sparring match started). Meanwhile Agen Kolar was preparing his Dark Side energies so he could release a temple busting karate kick which would end the conflict once and for all. But the rest of the fight happened off-panel so we have no way of knowing just who came out on top.

Kolar likely wouldn'tve made a difference, Yoda bloodlusted is not a pretty sight just ask the stupid droids that he went flying with Mace. Kolar is clearly distraught and as usual is absolutely useless in any combat situation. But relating to the combat situation at hand, I think you have to concede that Poof needs prep/concentration time in order to enact his illusions. Tol Skorr's blaster deflection feats/beating up of a beast is more impressive than being pimphanded by Adi Gallia

Tol Skorr can't deflect any blaster bolts without his legs tho

God damn it, you deliberately skewered the match. How is he supposed to fight when he is half the fat man he used to be? How is Poof supposed to defend himself without his arms? You haven't proven he can use his neck as a weapon.

Concede.