Sing VS Zohan

Sing from Kung Fu Hustle challenges Zohan to a duel, to determine whose slapstick abilities combat are the greatest.

- Hand to hand combat
- Fight takes place in a large, open arena
- Win via KO or death

Here is a clip for Zohan:

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And here is a clip for Sing:

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Sing has some ridiculous speed/strength/skill feats during that final fight.

He also has other feats that are flat-out cartoon-like, like the following:

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I personally think that this is a fight Zohan would lose more times than he would win. Sing seems to have even more toonforce on his side than Zohan has.

Zohan might still win, the dude was indestructible.

Sing's final form!

Sing's faster, stronger and arguable the better technical fighter.

Zohan also has no defense against the Buddha's Palm.

Sing.

the only way to beat a cartoon is to be more of a cartoon, which Sing is.

Bullshit, Zohan rapes. Dude was so fast he was merely a blur. Plus he stops bullets with his nose.

Nope

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Bullshit, Zohan rapes. Dude was so fast he was merely a blur. Plus he stops bullets with his nose.

Which it was.

Sing proceeded to beat the Beast, and is explicitly faster than both bullets and the Beast himself.

Sing wins. Easily in fact. 👆

Afraid so, champ. Zohan has a much higher damage soak and is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY faster.

LoL. No. Sing survived hits from the Beast; having every bone in his body broken and his faced turned to pulp and this was (wait for it)... BEFORE he transformed and gained his full powers.

Speed, no contest, as noted: Sing > the Beast in speed and the Beast is faster than Zohan.

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You're welcome for the lesson.

Don't forget that he could outrun the Landlady even before his potential was unlocked.

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No. He's not.

As my fellow righteous posters Neme and Rob pointed out, Sing is a beast compared to Beast himself. Beast fired a revolver at his face with one hand, and easily caught the bullet with the other. That not only shows speed, but immense durability since it didn't mangle his hand.

Sing after his evolution into a Kung-Fu Genius was faster than Beast. Even before that, the chase scene with him and the landlady had them easily outrunning speeding vehicles, jumping and floating dozens of feet in the air, and moving so fast their feet were Roadrunner wheels.

Afterwards Sing himself became so fast he hit the Axe Gang guy, sent him back a few dozen feet into a barrel(breaking his back in the process) all so fast nobody saw it happen. Was capable of sending people flying with casual hits through concrete, stomping their feet flat, and jumping hundreds of feet with ease. Also Zohan has absolutely NO defense against Buddha's Palm.

Zohan is outclassed in every imaginable way...except maybe the bush.

Another feat we forgot was his healing factor. Got bit by a shit ton of snakes, stabbed, etc... and was healed in a few hours. Also was strong enough to leave huge indents in solid metal.

We've all watched that video today.

How nice.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. No. Sing survived hits from the Beast; having every bone in his body broken and his faced turned to pulp and this was (wait for it)... BEFORE he transformed and gained his full powers.

Speed, no contest, as noted: Sing > the Beast in speed and the Beast is faster than Zohan.

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You're welcome for the lesson.

Wait, you REALLY think Sing is faster than Zohan? Shall I post a vid to disprove that?

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Never, not once, is anyone in KFH shown fighting as fast as Zohan did there.

Damage soak: Zohan stopped a bullet with his nostrils, man. He also caught a bullet in midair from less than a foot away, from a gun (.357 magnum) that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that fired the bullet that Beast caught. Here, FF to :30:

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Anyone ignoring these feats is simply trolling.

Originally posted by KingD19
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No. He's not.

As my fellow righteous posters Neme and Rob pointed out, Sing is a beast compared to Beast himself. Beast fired a revolver at his face with one hand, and easily caught the bullet with the other. That not only shows speed, but immense durability since it didn't mangle his hand.

Sing after his evolution into a Kung-Fu Genius was faster than Beast. Even before that, the chase scene with him and the landlady had them easily outrunning speeding vehicles, jumping and floating dozens of feet in the air, and moving so fast their feet were Roadrunner wheels.

Afterwards Sing himself became so fast he hit the Axe Gang guy, sent him back a few dozen feet into a barrel(breaking his back in the process) all so fast nobody saw it happen. Was capable of sending people flying with casual hits through concrete, stomping their feet flat, and jumping hundreds of feet with ease. Also Zohan has absolutely NO defense against Buddha's Palm.

Zohan is outclassed in every imaginable way...except maybe the bush.

Another feat we forgot was his healing factor. Got bit by a shit ton of snakes, stabbed, etc... and was healed in a few hours. Also was strong enough to leave huge indents in solid metal.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
This fight is to the KO. Sing was KO'd by beast yo. ✅

Wait, you REALLY think Sing is faster than Zohan? Shall I post a vid to disprove that?

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Never, not once, is anyone in KFH shown fighting as fast as Zohan did there.

Damage soak: Zohan stopped a bullet with his nostrils, man. He also caught a bullet in midair from less than a foot away, from a gun (.357 magnum) that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the gun that fired the bullet that Beast caught. Here, FF to :30:

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Anyone ignoring these feats is simply trolling.

Sing was actuallly put into a coma-like state by the Beast, every bone broken and face turned into pulp. But this was BEFORE Sing unlocked his full power-set.

Sing is a lot faster, since Sing is faster than the Beast and the Beast can move at many, many, many, many times faster than a bullet, which is many times faster than Zohan (see below).

Beast's bullet-catch is more impressive than Zohan's, as he had to react to a much smaller distance before the bullet hit his dome.

Strength, again, Sing is stronger than the Beast and the Beast has the power to send a 150-160lbs man flying miles into the air with a simple kick. That would take a tremendous amount of power.

#schoolsisout

Originally posted by Robtard
Sing was actuallly put into a coma-like state by the Beast, every bone broken and face turned into pulp. But this was BEFORE Sing unlocked his full power-set.

Sing is a lot faster, since Sing is faster than the Beast and the Beast can move at many, many, many, many times faster than a bullet, which is many times faster than Zohan (see below).

Beast's bullet-catch is more impressive than Zohan's, as he had to react to a much smaller distance before the bullet hit his dome.

Strength, again, Sing is stronger than the Beast and the Beast has the power to send a 150-160lbs man flying miles into the air with a simple kick. That would take a tremendous amount of power.

#schoolsisout

Fact is, neither Zohan or Sing (with his full power set), ever took any visible damage. It's impossible to determine who took more damage.

Lol, no. Beast caught the bullet with two fingers, but he fired the bullet and he knew exactly where and when it would be. Zohan reacted to a shooter from a foot away (who was firing a gun that fires a bullet with a higher velocity than the revolver the Beast used) and caught it with his nostril. What takes more strength? Catching a bullet between two fingers, or catching a bullet with a nostril?

No. Read what I just said.

And what will Sing do when Zohan does this?

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Human pretzel FTW. Also, not the double foot uppercut. And his handless push ups:

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The man defies gravity, dude. If life was the Matrix, Zohan is Neo.

Nah, what I said. Beast's bullet grab feat is more impressive. Maths and physics and shit.

Defy gravity you say? Sing was floating up in the clouds with the eagles gathering enlightenment for some time before he came rocketing down with his Buddha's Palm attack, something Zohan has no defense against. /Pwnedyouagainkid

Behold and witness your doom!

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Sing after jumping hundreds of feet straight up, bounced off an eagle and went up a few more hundred feet.