Sing VS Zohan

Originally posted by NemeBro
That's because you're used to dealing with quan.

Originally posted by Robtard
Here's that scene: http://www.filmsmasharchives.com/musicvideo.php?vid=73cfdb31c

Here's the whole damn movie: http://vimeo.com/96277560

2:30, effortlessly cracks the landlords in the face with two jabs which appear as a blur. This despite the fact that they were moving in slow motion. And Zohan being a blur while fighting some nobodies is supposed to be impressive? Does the same immediately afterwards with two swift kicks.

3:00, his punches are blurs and appear to occupy multiply places at once. Such is their speed.

3:20, tanks the Landlady's scream, which was tossing her husband about, shattering glass, cracking the wooden pillars, and sending tables flying.

4:10, hit in the skull with a seven+ foot wooden pole that shatters on impact. Proceeds to grab it and splinter it by twisting it, with a single wrist movement. This is a better strength feat than probably any of Zohan's.

5:45, he withstands the Lion's Roar as it is channeled through a funeral bell. This attack levels the interior of the casino.

There were more feats in there, but those were the main ones.

Sing beat that guy. In fact, until the Beast brought out the toad attack it was pretty one-sided.

Sing wins. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
I did in the post that you couldn't read.

Sing wins. I win. 👆

Not that I feel proud of this victory mind you. Zohan is fighting a character who can level buildings by extending his palm toward them. He had no chance from the start.

edit: Also, hey Rob, could you find the fight between the Landlords and the Beast? I briefly searched, couldn't find it, got bored, and then left youtube.

Speaking of the scene you mentioned, notice the big ass scar Beast has on his head after the landlady does the Lion's roar with the bell? The Beast can be hurt. He can be cut. Zohan? He never, not once, showed any signs of damage, even after taking a .357 caliber round to the nostril. A bullet that, I remind you all (for the tenth time), travels at a much higher velocity than the bullet fired from the gun that Beast used for his bullet catch. Also, nostril catch>>>>Finger catch in terms of durability. Zohan never showed any signs of damage, nor did he ever scream in pain (like Beast did) or showed any signs of fatigue (as Beast did) or was even slightly stunned (as Beast was) at any point of his movie.

Now, speed. Do I need to post the Zohan neighborhood watch fight scene again? Again, for the tenth time, no one in KFH was shown FIGHTING at that speed. Never. Not once. Even IF Beast is faster, he will never touch Zohan. Zohan>>>>Beast in terms of speed.

The only one I cannot counter is strength, but that's moot because Beast will never touch Zohan.

So pat yourself on the back all you want, your point/s have been crushed time and time again. And now one more time.

Originally posted by NemeBro
:10, the Beast with a single axe kick tears a room in half and pulverizes a wall.

2:30, effortlessly cracks the landlords in the face with two jabs which appear as a blur. This despite the fact that they were moving in slow motion. And Zohan being a blur while fighting some nobodies is supposed to be impressive? Does the same immediately afterwards with two swift kicks.

3:00, his punches are blurs and appear to occupy multiply places at once. Such is their speed.

3:20, tanks the Landlady's scream, which was tossing her husband about, shattering glass, cracking the wooden pillars, and sending tables flying.

4:10, hit in the skull with a seven+ foot wooden pole that shatters on impact. Proceeds to grab it and splinter it by twisting it, with a single wrist movement. This is a better strength feat than probably any of Zohan's.

5:45, he withstands the Lion's Roar as it is channeled through a funeral bell. This attack levels the interior of the casino.

There were more feats in there, but those were the main ones.

Sing beat that guy. In fact, until the Beast brought out the toad attack it was pretty one-sided.

Sing wins. 👆

Why you telling this to me? Tell it to RJ, he's the one sucking on Zohan's nuts like they produce mother's milk

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
The only one I cannot counter is strength, but that's moot because Beast will never touch Zohan.

The Beast could kick Zohan's ass too, but this is Sing in his final form here, the guy who kicked the Beast's ass and is so fast he appears to be invisible to the naked eye in a scene

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Zohan? He never, not once, showed any signs of damage, even after taking a .357 caliber round to the nostril.

Would just like to point out that...

YouTube video

He can actually be harmed. Not that severing limbs will help much, considering he seems to have mental control over severed body parts. But I highly doubt he will be doing any mental control after being squashed by Buddha's Palm.

LoL, that's right, Zohan's "Thing" trick aside, Sing would tear his body into pieces with the force of his attacks

Originally posted by Robtard
Why you telling this to me? Tell it to RJ, he's the one sucking on Zohan's nuts like they produce mother's milk

Keep up sempai.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lolz, nah, I read it fine, and have countered every point you were trying to make in my previous posts.

You haven't countered the fact that the Beast can move and fight as a blur while other characters who can move as blurs are in slow motion. 🙂

Speaking of the scene you mentioned, notice the big ass scar Beast has on his head after the landlady does the Lion's roar with the bell? The Beast can be hurt. He can be cut. Zohan? He never, not once, showed any signs of damage, even after taking a .357 caliber round to the nostril. A bullet that, I remind you all (for the tenth time), travels at a much higher velocity than the bullet fired from the gun that Beast used for his bullet catch. Also, nostril catch>>>>Finger catch in terms of durability. Zohan never showed any signs of damage, nor did he ever scream in pain (like Beast did) or showed any signs of fatigue (as Beast did) or was even slightly stunned (as Beast was) at any point of his movie.

Zohan had his hand cut off by a tiny knife, as Vault Dweller posted.

What now?

So what caliber bullet did the Beast catch by the way? Can you tell us?

Also, that durability feat is garbage compared to withstanding the Buddha Palm or the amplified Lion's Roar. 👆

Zohan wasn't subjected to nearly what the Beast was. You keep on crying about the nostril catch compared to the finger catch as if that's the Beast's best feat or something. Or Sing's for that matter. It's not. 👇

Now, speed. Do I need to post the Zohan neighborhood watch fight scene again? Again, for the tenth time, no one in KFH was shown FIGHTING at that speed. Never. Not once. Even IF Beast is faster, he will never touch Zohan. Zohan>>>>Beast in terms of speed.

The Beast accomplished the same blurry speed while other blur-fighters were subjected to slow motion. The Beast can easily catch bullets as they are a few inches away from his face. His hand would have had to have been moving many times faster than the bullet. The Beast is faster. Sing is faster.

Why can't they touch him if they are faster? Of course they can. Glad you agree they are faster though. 👆

The only one I cannot counter is strength, but that's moot because Beast will never touch Zohan.

And Zohan's tiny girly fists will never so much as hurt Sing. 🙂

Oh, and Sing doesn't have to actually touch the Zohan. That's what you still fail to understand.

So pat yourself on the back all you want, your point/s have been crushed time and time again. And now one more time.

No. 👇

I've anally violated you and your feeble argument repeatedly. Our debate is almost like a metaphor, which also ties into the central theme of Kung Fu Hustle I'd say. The theme and metaphor are that Sing repeatedly ass-beams Zohan with his fists because he's much more powerful. 👆

Gun used by beast was a Webley MK VI. It fires a .455 round, similar buy higher rated than the .45 Colt in the US.

So Zohan's was about twice as fast.

Beast had to make a motion many times larger than Zohan's, and from like half the distance.

Beast is faster. 👆

And he did it without having the benefit of looking at the gun

Originally posted by NemeBro
You haven't countered the fact that the Beast can move and fight as a blur while other characters who can move as blurs are in slow motion. 🙂

This is fact and cannot be disputed.

Zohan had his hand cut off by a tiny knife, as Vault Dweller posted.

And Zohan showed no pain when his hand was cut off. Also, he was able to control the hand even when it was seperated from his body.

AND his hand magically reattached itself.

Good job 👇

What now?

So what caliber bullet did the Beast catch by the way? Can you tell us?

Also, that durability feat is garbage compared to withstanding the Buddha Palm or the amplified Lion's Roar. 👆]/b]

.455 Webley. Do your research and you'll find that the .357 magnum bullet has a much higher velocity.

[b]Zohan wasn't subjected to nearly what the Beast was. You keep on crying about the nostril catch compared to the finger catch as if that's the Beast's best feat or something. Or Sing's for that matter. It's not. 👇

The Beast accomplished the same blurry speed while other blur-fighters were subjected to slow motion. The Beast can easily catch bullets as they are a few inches away from his face. His hand would have had to have been moving many times faster than the bullet. The Beast is faster. Sing is faster.

Beast had the luxury of firing the gun when he wanted to. He knew right where and when the bullet would be. Zohan did not have this luxury.

Lol, Bullets? He caught one bullet that HE fired. Zohan dodged, caught between his fingers, than between his nostrils THREE bullets that were MUCH faster than the bullets Beast caught. Fact.

Why can't they touch him if they are faster? Of course they can. Glad you agree they are faster though. 👆

And Zohan's tiny girly fists will never so much as hurt Sing. 🙂

Oh, and Sing doesn't have to actually touch the Zohan. That's what you still fail to understand.

No. 👇

I've anally violated you and your feeble argument repeatedly. Our debate is almost like a metaphor, which also ties into the central theme of Kung Fu Hustle I'd say. The theme and metaphor are that Sing repeatedly ass-beams Zohan with his fists because he's much more powerful. 👆

No, you have merely posted what you THINK, where I have posted what I KNOW because all the FACTS point to a Zohan victory.

Try again, try harder.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Neighborhood watch scene. Zohan moved faster while fighting.

This is fact and cannot be disputed.

Prove it. Quantify how fast Zohan was moving. 🙂

The Beast achieved the same blurry effect while in slow motion. The regular people Zohan was fighting were at normal speed.

Are you just not smart enough to understand the difference?

Ah, there it is...

And Zohan showed no pain when his hand was cut off. Also, he was able to control the hand even when it was seperated from his body.

AND his hand magically reattached itself.

Good job 👇

What now?

Yawn.

Sing continues to dismember Zohan without waiting for him to slowly re-attach his body parts. He puts his fist through his brain or destroys it with a single Buddha's Palm.

Your arguments are boring.

.455 Webley. Do your research and you'll find that the .357 magnum bullet has a much higher velocity.

Twice as much, roughly.

The Beast had to move many times the distance Zohan did to catch the bullet, which was half the distance away from his face.

Speed is distance divided by time.

The distance in the Beast's feat makes it far more impressive. 👆

Now that I have walked you through this feat do you understand?

Hey, which is stronger? Two fingers clenched together, or the muscles of a human nostril?

The Beast is stronger. 🙂

Lol no, Zohan was faster in the neighborhood watch scene. Crying about it won't help.

"no u!"

Get better arguments dumbass. I've explained all that makes the Beast faster and provided on-screen evidence to prove it. 👆

Beast had the luxury of firing the gun when he wanted to. He knew right where and when the bullet would be. Zohan did not have this luxury.

This doesn't change the speed required for the feat. No one gives a **** about your red herrings.

Lol, Bullets? He caught one bullet that HE fired. Zohan dodged, caught between his fingers, than between his nostrils THREE bullets that were MUCH faster than the bullets Beast caught. Fact.

Also much further away. 👆

lern2physics

Nah, Zohan is faster. Deal with it.

You can't prove that.

But they can, however, bend him into a pretzel. Incapacitation counts as a win ✅

Prove it works on someone as strong and durable as Sing. 👆

Right, and Zohan is just gonna stand there as Sing does the buddha palm? 👇

No, I believe he will be pulverized.

Best comeback ever.

No, you have merely posted what you THINK, where I have posted what I KNOW because all the FACTS point to a Zohan victory.

Try again, try harder.

I've won this debate. Your struggling under the dominating force of my intellect only serves to embarrass you further.

All Sing has to do is raise his hand to do the Buddha's Palm. And it's clear he can spam it if he felt like it.

Oh well, agree to disagree.

Unless you want to continue page after page of stating what you believe to be obvious, and vice versa.

I want you to fight me irl.

I would crush you.

You're not ready for the Iron Queen of KMC.