How many Commandments have you broken?

According to how you interpret these archaic do's and donts.
For those who DONT believe in God, how many of these commandments have broken even though they dont actually mean anything...

Pretty sure i'm nine for ten.

I'm certain I haven't desired my neighbor's ox.

I don't know, because I don't believe in them. But why are some really important things missing? Like for example: Thou shall not have slaves?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't know, because I don't believe in them. But why are some really important things missing? Like for example: Thou shall not have slaves?

It's pretty must implied that you have right to at least one manservant/maidservant.

Originally posted by Bentley
It's pretty must implied that you have right to at least one manservant/maidservant.

Originally posted by Bentley
I'm certain I haven't desired my neighbor's ox.

How about his ass?

Originally posted by Robtard
How about his ass?

No comment.

😂

Does saluting the flag or saying a pledge of allegiance violate #2 for denominations other than Jehovah's Witnesses? As a kid I remember being instructed not to do so for that exact reason. JW kids got an exemption from that as well as Xmas assemblies and carol singing. Taking that into consideration, I think I've only not broken 1, 6, and 9. 1 is a catch as since I no longer believe in anything supernatural I can't really put a God before another.

Originally posted by Robtard
How about his ass?

Is the manservant's ass a lesser sin than the actual neighbour's ass?

Three observations I've just made;

1) Commandments 1 to 4 is just God being vain & petty.
2) Why did he stop at 10?
3) OMG no mention of homosexuality whatsoever!

I have not broken 1, 2, 6 and 7.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Does saluting the flag or saying a pledge of allegiance violate #2 for denominations other than Jehovah's Witnesses?

In catholicism it doesn't, not sure about other dénominations.

@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment biscuits

Originally posted by Bentley

@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment biscuits

See I interpret "covet" as "wanting to experiment" not full blown homo. 😉

Originally posted by Esau Cairn

2) Why did he stop at 10?

Logging in tonight i wondered: will anyone just answer the question? 😂

Originally posted by Bentley
In catholicism it doesn't, not sure about other dénominations.

@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment biscuits

I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?

Originally posted by SamZED
I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?

Oh my! That's not one of them. We need a new set.

We need less weed smoking and posting. 😂

Originally posted by riv6672
We need less weed smoking and posting. 😂

I wish...

Originally posted by SamZED
I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?

But extremists would interpret that as "Thou shall NOT rape." therefore it's ok to rape.