Too many topics with my name in them?

Some may find it a little gross maybe. So what shall I do? Tell it or not? (bet all the women are screaming YESSSSS now. Nosy critters. 😂 )

Well if not, I'm intrigued...

I'll probably never drink milk again after this one. And don't go massacring finti's poor norwegian cows eithers....😂

I hope it's not hot milk. Could you imagine the blisters. 😱

Right on the mark, RC. Congrats.

Well, here's what you do. First you turn the girl or woman of your choice upside down. Then you poor some hot milk in there and wait until it gets a skin on top. Presto: instant virgin, just add milk. 😂

And THIS. I want THIS removed from reality as well. You're lucky that Edna isn't here...

This place is not part of reality, Ush. If you want out, just wake up. 😂

That is AWFUL.

I am crossing my legs in sympathy!!!😱

Besides, Ush, reality is not what it's cracked up to be. You better stick around.

Ush, it almost looks like you think Edna needs the hot milk treatment. That's not a very nice thing to imply.🙁

WHAT!!!!!!

How dare you! That is slanderous!

Queeq, get that ring out. I want to wimp out another fight.

LOL. Sorry Ush, I was as shocked as you....

Ring is ready! Let the fight begin.

Ladiiieeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen! In the left corner....😂

Well, this should be interesting. Tell me, why are we fighting exactly?

You called Edna...a you know what...yep..yer bad!

(Ushgarak is on the phone to his agent)

"It will be great for the ratings, of course... mind you, Edna doesn't know anything about it yet... soon have that sorted... now, it IS in my contract that I can't actually be hurt in any way, isn't it?"

*DING* First round.

(Ushgarak struts around, looking great and manly)

(Low whisper) "Right, keep it to bodywork where I have the armour on, RC... and should we wait until Edna is here?"

*gets microphone* And Ushgarak looks exceptionally fit tonight, his moves are smoother than anything. He tries his right, his left and oooooooooooh.... that's gotta hurt. But RatCat is still standing....

(On his phone)

"Apparently I've started... was that in the script...? Surely at least RATCAT had to be here..."