Too many topics with my name in them?

*on microphone* But RatCat has his left uppercut. Ushgarak'd better watch that one... ooooh, too late... Ushgarak holds the ropes for a second and the ref stops the fight for a second.

But wait ratcat is fighting back a right then left. oh no
he is calling for it not the dreaded ratcat wack. he winds up and then BAMB. ush goes down one two.. oh no ush kicks out. ratcat can't believe it.

Hey! HEY! No-one told me about all this! Get me my agent!

*DING* End of the first round.

What the... you know, RC will be even more confused when he sees he's missed the entire round...

Odd fights you have here, queeq.

but ratcat doesn't care about ush's agent and attacks ush from behind, WOW what an hellashis and animalistic attack by RC, Ush maybe dead. Ratcat again with the ratcat wack but Ush again kicks out at two. and it is going out of the ring

HEY! Referee! And RC appears to be under mind control...

and ref phinney stops the match for a 30 second break before the beginning of round 2. Ush is non stop bleeding and has lost A lot of blood. the ring is now red. Ref phinney awaits Judge queeq's signal for the beginning of round 2.

Wait! Wait!

queeq, are you in on this?

*DING*

Ref Phinney hears the bell and starts the fight, but Ush is unable to get up will he be able to get up at the count of 10. 1.....2....3....4....5.....6.....7.......8......9 will he get up!RC is laughing at his corner.10! REF Phinney looks at judge queeq asking her if the match should continue, because after all Rc did attack USH during the break and not in the match

Yeah!!

Er... does RC get a say in this?

the ref is still waiting for queeqs answer.

queeq has, sadly, departed... but his return cannot be avoided.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*RC slowly turns to survey the ring. Ushgarak stands in the far corner.*

*RC turns to look at Phinney6 and Queeq. Grabbing one in each hand, be bangs their heads together.*

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...times

You're both out!

Hurls them out of the ring and onto the matting.

Hey, I think that's a good ending.

But wait queeq and phinney6 get back in the ring and clobber ratcat several times with the ring bell. He is bleeding sooo much. looky there phinney6 is shaking Ush's hand omg they r playing ratcat for a fool and the count starts 1....2.....3.....4......5.....6.....7.....8.....9 ratcat gets up but again gets clobber by phinney .......10 they should have restarted the fight because ratcat got up but no. Ratcat was screwed by queeq and phinney6, as they shake hands with USH

So do I.

Ooh... now we have ending continuity issues... bit of a disputed script, there...