DarkSaint85
Bonified abstract
Originally posted by carver9
Why would I not linger in my tornado and take a poop? Wouldn't you if you were storm? My powers would give me everything I need. Swoop food up to me. Piss in my tornado, etc, etc,I'm good. Trying to figure out how you are going to get close to me. You teleport in, I have a tornado around me, then what?
Should clarify, its a Yorick, not a Horatio.
I open a portal from the Sun's core next to your face. I'm not going to even teleport in, that's crazy talk. I'm sitting safe and sound in my Spot World.
The resulting pressure change (the Sun is massively more pressurised than Earth, natch) destroys not only your tornado, but also everything within a few mile radius. I'd be exploding with the force of nukes.
And I can spam this, as I don't need that much material.
Or I can open a portal at the bottom of the ocean, and the resulting pressurised, freezing water would smack straight into you.
Assuming I don't open portals inside you and attack you from the inside.