Edward The Milk Vampire vs Predators

The yautja from Predator 1 and 2 want Ed's skull, do they succeed?

Eddie doesn't have his super speed for this one. Fight takes place in a forest.

I'd pick Predators with full weaponry. This is assuming the plasma cannon will damage Edward.

He will be a shiny target while Predators can jump from tree to tree.

Also assuming Predators don't try and take him H2H.

Predators.

Edward.

They want his skull, using their honour system, they'll fight hand to hand.

Not necessarily. Edward is not human, and Predators use their weapons against superstrong opponents.

Edward strength and durability is above theirs.

Milky wins

Edward's shitty feats are ridiculously overwanked here, and I have no idea why.

Take away his speed? Gimp much?

Originally posted by Psychotron
Not necessarily. Edward is not human, and Predators use their weapons against superstrong opponents.

There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.

Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:

1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.

Preds should not have much of a problem here

Originally posted by FrothByte

3. The preds can actually see Edward. Don't know if the preds will see him.

What?

Originally posted by FrothByte
There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.

Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:

1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.

I'd argue even if stealthed, Edward's sense of smell and hearing would easily pick em out.

And please explain why you believe his telepathy would not work on them. There is no way the Preds get the drop on him. Even without his crazy speed he himself is the perfect predator in terms of all his enhanced senses.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Take away his speed? Gimp much?

That's what I'm saying. Edward doesn't have his speed but the Preds have their plasma cannons? Mad handi...

Originally posted by steverules_2
What?

Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.

Originally posted by wallman77
I'd argue even if stealthed, Edward's sense of smell and hearing would easily pick em out.

And please explain why you believe his telepathy would not work on them. There is no way the Preds get the drop on him. Even without his crazy speed he himself is the perfect predator in terms of all his enhanced senses.

I'm not saying Edward's telepathy won't work. I'm saying the Pred's stealth will only work if Edward's telepathy won't.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.

Gotcha

Originally posted by FrothByte
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.

That's actually a very good point. So then where do we stand? The preds may not actually see Ed because of his lack of heat. They also probably would not be able to sneak up on him due to his senses. His telepathy may or may not work..and even so..we don't know how it works with beings whose language he doesnt understand. How does is mind reading work? Do the preds "think" in their native tongue?

Anyway without his speed, he is at a severe disadvantage of their plasma cannons. If he got up close i think he would rip them apart but can he get close is the question.

Humans have dodged that fire..don't see any reason Edward can't. Also me might not have his super speed but he's got his jumping ability.

Mario Stomp on them goombas.

Originally posted by FrothByte
There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.

Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:

1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.

Well if they can't see his heat signature they'll know something is up.

In Predator 2, they have more than one vision mode - those elite commandoes were ripped apart once he figured out they were using the cold.