Fifty Shades of Grey

Originally posted by rudester
I'm going to go see this. My friends have opted out they say its to girly. I'll let you men know if its any good.

I vote for at least 1 month ban. Man card revoked permanently.

Originally posted by Robtard
YouTube video

Hahaha.. 😆

I might be dragged to it by my wife. Kind of the same situation marwash is in. I always pick the movie, action/adventure/sci-fi/drama, which she claims to like, so it's only fair. She wanted to go see one of the Twilight movies, too back when they were plaguing the theaters, and neither of us liked it. Maybe I can talk her into waiting for the video release for this. Maybe stay home with a bottle of wine and have our OWN fifty shades of grey I instead...

Originally posted by Placidity
I vote for at least 1 month ban. Man card revoked permanently.

Originally posted by rudester
ooh you can kiss the 50 shades of my ass..

Originally posted by Lestov16
The hype around this film reminds me of two things:
1) Teen girls stampeding to theaters to see Twilight
2) Grown women stampeding to theaters to see Magic Mike

I would watch if there was a fifty shades of gay

Reviews are saying this film is mediocre at best, and a Twilight-esque shoddy Mary Sue fantasy at worst. Either way, we all know Imp is going to love it.

Boring, mundane actors. I'll wait til it's free on cable.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Reviews are saying this film is mediocre at best, and a Twilight-esque shoddy Mary Sue fantasy at worst. Either way, we all know Imp is going to love it.

I'd sooner stuff my testicles in a paper shredder while all of you ejaculate on me in a bukkake circle.

Challenge accepted.

My girlfriend forced me to watch that Justin Bieber documentary...

Suicide is not the coward's way out, its the easy way out.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
I read somewhere that it's based on a fan fiction story of Twilight. 😖

From what I've heard, the author used to write Twilight fan-fiction on a blog; she then used the core elements of those stories to form Fifty Shades of Grey

So basically, Edward was tying up Bella and paddling her bottom with a paddle

Originally posted by Robtard
From what I've heard, the author used to write Twilight fan-fiction on a blog; she then used the core elements of those stories to form Fifty Shades of Grey

Okay, I was also wondering what it had to do with Twilight fan fiction. That makes sense. I've heard the first book doesn't really have a plot, but the second one does?

Not sure, my wife only read the first one and thought it was outright awful, the writing/grammar is atrocious and the "sex" scenes are very tame/light. Basically the guy restraining the female and lightly spanking her while ordering her to not look him in the eyes

will wait and buy the extended cut on blu ray

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I would watch if there was a fifty shades of gay

Originally posted by rudester
there's actually a gay version of twilight, its so corny and low budget..I'm sure if you wait someone will create 50 shades of gay. The gay culture is a lot more nasty..

Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure, my wife only read the first one and thought it was outright awful, the writing/grammar is atrocious and the "sex" scenes are very tame/light. Basically the guy restraining the female and lightly spanking her while ordering her to not look him in the eyes

Originally posted by rudester
I've been in the exact same situation ha ha ha... he tied me up and made me call him sir/master.. he hit me with a ruler and made me tell him how dirty i was. Out of all my vast sexual experience he was actually normal..

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Gay sex tends to be more dirty