Fifty Shades of Grey

Originally posted by marwash22
dat ass on Pocahontas tho.

👆

Originally posted by Robtard
Belle and Pocahontas 👆

But Cinderalla's getting the Ben Wa balls 👆 👆

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
The people I mentioned will.

Quincy because he seems like the type.

Gecko because he's metro but prolly got a gf.

Rob because his wife will make him.

Wait a minute.

Saw it, it's AWFUL. Like, it's mindless sex with no nudity, it can't even be classified as pornography.

My wife asked me to come see this with her. I told her no. I then told her that the male equivalent was Striptease and I wouldn't ask her to go so a "mostly softcore porn film" with me. She saw that light.

So we stayed home and watched Robocop on Netflix, instead.

the dude who stars in this has reportedly dropped out of any sequels.

😂

It's made over 400million on a 40million budget, so the guy's an idiot, financially speaking

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fiftyshadesofgrey.htm

This movie was great.

Rob and I went to go see it and we held hands the whole time. 🙂

Originally posted by marwash22
the dude who stars in this has reportedly dropped out of any sequels.

😂

Originally posted by Robtard
It's made over 400million on a 40million budget, so the guy's an idiot, financially speaking

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fiftyshadesofgrey.htm

Originally posted by marwash22
All those people in the Twilight movies made a lot of money too... everyone involved has taken a career hit because of the association.

Originally posted by marwash22
All those people in the Twilight movies made a lot of money too... everyone involved has taken a career hit because of the association.

I was going to respond with something like this:

Originally posted by Mindset
Tbf, most of them were good actors to begin with.

😂

Though I will say that K. Stewart has improved. She had a bit roll in 'Still Alice' 2014, her 7mins of acting there were leagues superior to anything I've seen her do in the Twilight flicks. But I guess 70mil can buy you some great acting coaches

John Oliver on 50 Shades of Grey:

"My penis just yawned."

If I wasn't such an ultra-alpha-hetero-male, I would be in love with John Oliver.

Originally posted by Robtard
I was going to respond with something like this:

😂

Though I will say that K. Stewart has improved. She had a bit roll in 'Still Alice' 2014, her 7mins of acting there were leagues superior to anything I've seen her do in the Twilight flicks. But I guess 70mil can buy you some great acting coaches

You shut your face!

Originally posted by Robtard
You shut your face!

This movie was terrible. The actor for C.Grey couldn't be a dom. It was just awkward. She was awkward, and he was a push over. I can't take him seriously as a Dom. He can't even eat her alive with a look.

Now if you have never done BDSM, watch it. If you have done BDSM. Don't it's boring.

apparently the books better

I watched this with my wife, watched the "UNCUT version" or whatever. I... well, it wasn't quite as bad as I was expecting, but still pretty bad. Felt like it could have been a decent provocative drama or something, but the music choices they used were just like crappy R&B for "making love" and there really wasn't jack squat worth of character development despite it concentrating on 2 main characters. Pretty bad.

...could have been good if Stanley Kubrick directed it, ala Eyes Wide Shut.

Originally posted by QE™
This movie was terrible. The actor for C.Grey couldn't be a dom. It was just awkward. She was awkward, and he was a push over. I can't take him seriously as a Dom. He can't even eat her alive with a look.

Now if you have never done BDSM, watch it. If you have done BDSM. Don't it's boring.

So your complaint of the film is the guy wasn't Dom-y enough. Okay.