Random Facts About Yourself

I swear i would kick the Pope in the balls if someone threatened me with a finger to the eye...

you and me both

One ball each!

Hehe

Pope in space!

I wouldn't really bone barker.

so who is baker?

I'm a baker not a barker.

Watched Flight of Dragons. I cry every damn motherfxcking time.

I'm very indecisive slide

I would love a sparkling water right now.

craving a mojito

is probably gonna drink a little tonight

I masturbate using pillows before I go to sleep every night.

how do you do the do with pillows?

is it like a japanese love pillow or is it a giant hand or what ?

I woken up humping my hand before. masterbation level g status or a problem? hmm

could be weirder

i woke up with a smiley face on my dick
i was alone in the house for the whole night and had no idea how a sharpie face ended up on my fella

I am now the proud owner of a couple hundred pounds of deer meat.

nice

i am the proud eater of a 3 layered bacon pizza

I make the most annoying and stupid jokes.