The REAL wrestling match...Dracula vs Wonder Woman.

Started by TheLordofMurder4 pagesPoll

Who wins?

The REAL wrestling match...Dracula vs Wonder Woman.

Big Bad VLAD and Diana engage in a wrestling match with a winner only emerging from a 3 second pin fall...

No outside weapons, artifacts, magic use, or summoned minions allowed...

Natural weapons and natural abilities allowed...

Who wins?

Fairs worse than Parker

Dracula wins this with ease, she can never pin him due to his mist and stone form.

Dracula's strength is so far above silver surfer that he one shotted him with a single slap.

Dracula's speed is so fast silver surder couldnt even perceive draculas movement

WW wins.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Fairs worse than Parker

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Close quarters fighting actually favors Dracula due to his bite...

She can never pin him due to his Mist Form...

What solution would she have to him going into Mist Form, resolidifying on her back, with his legs wrapped around her waist, his arms wrapped around her lovely chest, and his teeth right on her neck?

None...

King Dracula wins...

Originally posted by carver9
WW wins.

Based on?

Originally posted by Board Walker
Dracula wins this with ease, she can never pin him due to his mist and stone form.

Dracula's strength is so far above silver surfer that he one shotted him with a single slap.

Dracula's speed is so fast silver surder couldnt even perceive draculas movement

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Close quarters fighting actually favors Dracula due to his bite...

She can never pin him due to his Mist Form...

What solution would she have to him going into Mist Form, resolidifying on her back, with his legs wrapped around her waist, his arms wrapped around her lovely chest, and his teeth right on her neck?

None...

King Dracula wins...

You said in your own op "no magic use, wrestling match" so there's no mist form. Diana would rape him

Originally posted by Sin I AM
You said in your own op "no magic use, wrestling match" so there's no mist form. Diana would rape him

I also said natural weapons and abilities are allowed... 😉

Mist Form isnt a spell btw; its a natural ability that all vampires can utilize...

Dracs Bite, Gaze, Mist Form...all natural, non spell based, abilities...they can be used at will.

Perhaps I should have said no spells allowed for clarity...but now you get the point!

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Close quarters fighting actually favors Dracula due to his bite...

She can never pin him due to his Mist Form...

What solution would she have to him going into Mist Form, resolidifying on her back, with his legs wrapped around her waist, his arms wrapped around her lovely chest, and his teeth right on her neck?

None...

King Dracula wins...

Taking this completely serious you just admitted to creating a bait thread

But for real Wonder Woman wins easily.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
I also said natural weapons and abilities are allowed... 😉

Mist Form isnt a spell btw; its a natural ability that all vampires can utilize...

Dracs Bite, Gaze, Mist Form...all natural, non spell based, abilities...they can be used at will.

Perhaps I should have said no spells allowed for clarity...but now you get the point!

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Yea you're tailoring a fight for you character to win. I get it

This is indeed a close fight, but Dracula is Skyfather level, and when in a ancient setting he amps to elder god levels.

Dracula could just accelerate to hyper sonic 100x light speed, fly at Diana and then turn to stone right before he hits her. This would instant pin her

wtf, Dracula is physically weaker than Spider Man....

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Yea you're tailoring a fight for you character to win. I get it

So do we agree that Wonder Woman is overmatched against a superior foe as per the stipulations of this fight?

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Originally posted by relentless1
wtf, Dracula is physically weaker than Spider Man....

True, but once you factor in Mist Form, his Vicious (UNSTOPPABLE Bite Attack), and Mist Form...Dracula far eclipses Diana in a wrestling match!

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Originally posted by Branlor Swift
But for real Dracula wins easily.

See, Sin I AM, he agrees with me...

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Close quarters fighting actually favors Dracula due to his bite...

She can never pin him due to his Mist Form...

What solution would she have to him going into Mist Form, resolidifying on her back, with his legs wrapped around her waist, his arms wrapped around her lovely chest, and his teeth right on her neck?

None...

King Dracula wins...

Biting is a foul in every style of wrestling. Even Ancient Pankration(which only technically qualifies as wrestling, but is closer to MMA) didn't allow biting(or eye gouging), causing the Spartans to boycott Pankration in the ancient Olympics.

Even if Dracula can use his mist form, he either loses when he turns solid because Diana is vastly stronger than him, or stalemates because he's too pussy to wrestle a woman and stays misty.

So even when he stalemates, Vlad loses.

WW wins with ease.

LOM and BW should be banned for their constant stupidity

WW wins this quite handily.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
WW wins with ease.

LOM and BW should be banned for their constant stupidity

Let's form a petition. They're like the Quan of the CvF. Especially because they take a single, PIS/CIS laden showing and act like it's the characters standard. Put Dracula up against SS right now. Guarantee Surfer's gonna win that fight.

Also since this fight has no weapons, Diana's bracelets are off which boosts her power even further. She's too fast for Dracula to even react to at that point.