The REAL wrestling match...Dracula vs Wonder Woman.

Started by Yamcha4 pages

Can Dracula use the Kinniku Buster?

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Broken clock is right and all that. While it might technically be right, it has more to do with normal Carver stuff than actually being right.

Here I'll show you the Carver way to picking fights and the tiers involved to show you why it doesn't apply

1. Characters he likes in Marvel
2. Characters he knows nothing about in Marvel

3. DC

Now he makes exceptions here and there but this is about how it goes. While this might not effect his "winner" in a thread, it will carry true for who he actually backs. For example when he says Superman will win in a thread but proceed to trash him the entire time. That is when Carver takes out this list so he can post informative decisions in threads.

For all intents and purposes some characters have officially switched companies in his eyes.
Wonder Woman has moved to Marvel about the time Carver first seen scans of Sacrifice. And people like Thor and Thanos got shifted to DC the second Carver realized the fans don't give Hulk his gamma due.
Wraith was going to be sold to Marvel too but then Superman beat him and Marvel didn't want him anymore.

This is the basic dna of a Carver post anyway. It gets pretty complicated when you include other companies, as you have to move DC down a couple tiers, but it's pretty accurate imo.

So next time you decide to give him props, you should understand he can't help it as it's nature. The clock is right, but the Carver is just being biased.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Lol...

It's a hilarious thread though because either lom is baiting or knows nothing about wonder woman

What if he does know something about Wonder Woman but just has that much of a hard-on for Dracula? Wait.....technically that would make him a necrophiliac. 😱

Originally posted by Delta1938
What if he does know something about Wonder Woman but just has that much of a hard-on for Dracula? Wait.....technically that would make him a necrophiliac. 😱

Meh. I doubt it since he unknowingly gave ww an amp in the op

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Meh. I doubt it since he unknowingly gave ww an amp in the op

He could've known but still thinks Dracula is that good. He did after all argue that Vlad bites and uses mist form despite he made it a wrestling match. Biting is a foul in all styles of wrestling.

Originally posted by Delta1938
He could've known but still thinks Dracula is that good. He did after all argue that Vlad bites and uses mist form despite he made it a wrestling match. Biting is a foul in all styles of wrestling.

True. I wanna say he's a bit uninformed with a dash of baiting and blatant trolling.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
True. I wanna say he's a bit uninformed with a dash of baiting and blatant trolling.

Basically, reading him is all--

Originally posted by Delta1938
Basically, reading him is all--

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Meh. I doubt it since he unknowingly gave ww an amp in the op

Unknowingly? 😂

Her being amped wont make one bit of a difference here; her fate is sealed...

Dracula wins...

As pertaining Drac biting...

He's a bad guy... bad guys can get away with breaking the rules...just ask Ric Flair!

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Originally posted by Delta1938
He could've known but still thinks Dracula is that good. He did after all argue that Vlad bites and uses mist form despite he made it a wrestling match. Biting is a foul in all styles of wrestling.

Natural abilities allowed...

Because of Mist Form, she cant beat him here... 🙂

Diana is from a race of women who used to kidnap and rape sailors so they could have children, then murder them once they got a girl pregnant. If they're breaking rules, Diana calls on her dad and he zaps Drac's ass.

How are you still on this board?

Originally posted by KingD19
Diana is from a race of women who used to kidnap and rape sailors so they could have children, then murder them once they got a girl pregnant. If they're breaking rules, Diana calls on her dad and he zaps Drac's ass.

How are you still on this board?

I think he's escaped notice somehow.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Unknowingly? 😂

Her being amped wont make one bit of a difference here; her fate is sealed...

Dracula wins...

Do u even know what im referring too?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Natural abilities allowed...

Because of Mist Form, she cant beat him here... 🙂

Mist form isnt a natural ability. It's transformative and magical in nature. Even if it was a magical ability which it isn't u basically created a ww h2h only vs Dracula with all his abilities which shows your own lack of faith. Have u ever even read a Dracula book?

Originally posted by Sin I AM

Mist form isnt a natural ability. It's transformative and magical in nature. Even if it was a magical ability which it isn't u basically created a ww h2h only vs Dracula with all his abilities which shows your own lack of faith. Have u ever even read a Dracula book?

He read that one scan where he knocked down, but didn't beat a weakened, PIS laden Surfer.

And I think um, he read that other scan where Dr. Strange tricked Dracula into thinking he'd won so he could get Wong back.

Originally posted by Board Walker
Dracula wins this with ease, she can never pin him due to his mist and stone form.

Dracula's strength is so far above silver surfer that he one shotted him with a single slap.

Dracula's speed is so fast silver surder couldnt even perceive draculas movement

I guess I'm confused. I get that this is sarcasm, but when was someone making claims he could one shot the Surfer?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Unknowingly? 😂

Her being amped wont make one bit of a difference here; her fate is sealed...

Dracula wins...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Natural abilities allowed...

Because of Mist Form, she cant beat him here... 🙂

So Diana punches Vlad's dick off.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
I think he's escaped notice somehow.

Do u even know what im referring too?

Mist form isnt a natural ability. It's transformative and magical in nature. Even if it was a magical ability which it isn't u basically created a ww h2h only vs Dracula with all his abilities which shows your own lack of faith. Have u ever even read a Dracula book?

You just put on the strap-on and violated him in ways he'll be crying and screaming in his sleep over for years to come.

Even with all of Drac's abilities intact and without any rules pertaining to him... WW could just slam his ass into the ground really hard and pin him while he's stunned.

Without breaking rules. Or just punch him out. Drac stands no chance

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Even with all of Drac's abilities intact and without any rules pertaining to him... WW could just slam his ass into the ground really hard and pin him while he's stunned.

Without breaking rules. Or just punch him out. Drac stands no chance

Ancient stone form permanently breaks dinanas arms and hands

Originally posted by Delta1938
So Diana punches Vlad's dick off.

You just put on the strap-on and violated him in ways he'll be crying and screaming in his sleep over for years to come.

He's not worthy

Originally posted by Sin I AM
He's not worthy

Ancient stone form would prevent that