Odinson -Vs- Wonder Woman

Started by Branlor Swift21 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
So he wasn't really depowered that much at all?
He's still got Jarn which can kill Celestials and cut Gorr's arm off without an enchantment. And he's also got a Mjolnir which only works if he's unworthy.

So no, if anything he got a powerup if he wants to use his Mjolnir.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Haha what? Now you're trying to pull this "revisionist" crap? She was slashing him to shit and he couldn't do anything against her.

Thor is basically hercules with lightning now. Diana would beat the shit out of him. Her sword alone is game changer at this point, she can easily block either lightning or jarnjborn with her bracers. He can't.


Couldn't do anything against her? Lol...
Catching someone completely unaware that amounted to two slashes is beating the shiet out of someone now. facepalm

I know you love to bring up irrelevant things in hopes to lowball, but let me ask you this. What do you think will happen if they actually square off? Now think about that for a second and realize your lowballing folly.

Like a Hercules w/lightning and a Celestial killing axe is a lightweight. Actually he's all that and more since he has overall better feats.

Her sword is a game changer now? Her sword against Thor is about as effective as Gorr's black blades or all cutting weapons that he's walked through in his history for that matter... Which is not very. In fact he'll break that little twig if he gets a hand on it considering it's not all that tough.

What always seems to happen when Thor doesn't have Mjolnir? He proves time and again that he is still a force to be reckoned with.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
He's still got Jarn which can kill Celestials and cut Gorr's arm off without an enchantment. And he's also got a Mjolnir which only works if he's unworthy.

So no, if anything he got a powerup if he wants to use his Mjolnir.


Not to mention he has a black uru left arm that he's used to block a Mjolnir slam from She Thor. Dude is packing heat.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Couldn't do anything against her? Lol...
Catching someone completely unaware that amounted to two slashes is beating the shiet out of someone now. facepalm

I know you love to bring up irrelevant things in hopes to lowball, but let me ask you this. What do you think will happen if they actually square off? Now think about that for a second and realize your lowballing folly.

Like a Hercules w/lightning and a Celestial killing axe is a lightweight. Actually he's all that and more since he has overall better feats.

Her sword is a game changer now? Her sword against Thor is about as effective as Gorr's black blades or all cutting weapons that he's walked through in his history for that matter... Which is not very. In fact he'll break that little twig if he gets a hand on it considering it's not all that tough.

What always seems to happen when Thor doesn't have Mjolnir? He proves time and again that he is still a force to be reckoned with.

Not to mention he has a black uru left arm that he's used to block a Mjolnir slam from She Thor. Dude is packing heat.


Yeah, unless you think he did something against her. Not to mention being stated to be unable to take on Spider man on account of being slow like phuck.

Hercules with lightning and an axe that only works on celestials? Because Power Man took direct attacks from it just fine. Cue highballing of power man from you. And yes, Diana would beat the shit out of hercules with lightning.

That's why mystique dropped him in one stab. Diana dropped doomsday to his knees with a stab and his healing shits on Thor. She can easily put him down with a sword to the eyes or heart.

Haha, what? That sword is nigh indestructible, which top tier has broken it? Diana has two of the best defensive weapons in comics. The axe is useless here.

Face it, Thor is going to get his shit pushed in here.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
He's still got Jarn which can kill Celestials and cut Gorr's arm off without an enchantment. And he's also got a Mjolnir which only works if he's unworthy.

So no, if anything he got a powerup if he wants to use his Mjolnir.


Power Man took attacks from it just fine.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
He's still got Jarn which can kill Celestials and cut Gorr's arm off without an enchantment. And he's also got a Mjolnir which only works if he's unworthy.

So no, if anything he got a powerup if he wants to use his Mjolnir.

😂

So it's just really that he got replaced, not bumped down.

White Tiger is the avatar of the Panther God which gives her powers way beyond Street (LOL). Did we forget her showing against a sliver of Shuma-Gorath:

Blue Marvel contained her in a Thanos level prison and she broke out when she took control:

Yes, she was street level but she can tap into the Tiger God and become so much more which she directly referenced.

But all this fuss being made is about this scene:

That's right, 2 panels. And Thor was completely unharmed (We see up close in the next few pages that he isn't even bleeding).

Looking at the parties involved, only the greatest of lowballing would be involved, so if this is the best crap tossed against the Odinson, it should in itself give him some positive light.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, unless you think he did something against her. Not to mention being stated to be unable to take on Spider man on account of being slow like phuck.

Hercules with lightning and an axe that only works on celestials? Because Power Man took direct attacks from it just fine. Cue highballing of power man from you. And yes, Diana would beat the shit out of hercules with lightning.

That's why mystique dropped him in one stab. Diana dropped doomsday to his knees with a stab and his healing shits on Thor. She can easily put him down with a sword to the eyes or heart.

Haha, what? That sword is nigh indestructible, which top tier has broken it? Diana has two of the best defensive weapons in comics. The axe is useless here.

Face it, Thor is going to get his shit pushed in here.


Nice of you to hide from your earlier statement. 👆
Spider-Man? Cornered so resort to lowball.

An axe with a special enchant to hurt Celestials is suddenly no good. Lol... Jarnbjorn has virtually sliced Gorr in half, has been used to slice off a herald's arm, has been used to rip open Galactus's jaw.... There's no winning in lowballing this weapon.

Powerman blocked Jarn with his chi on Thor's initial attack. He can draw in a city's worth of chi hence why he dropped the line, "I'm a literal Hulk. I absorb anymore chi this fist get a zip code." Why would I need to highball Powerman when we see him getting overpowered on Thor's following attack? He was even asking for help.

Lol oh the lowballing. She stabbed him from the back after he destroyed Iceman's form. Through the phukkin chest... Next time we see him, he's standing over her with one half of the spear sticking out his back and the front end in his hand. Dude was standing there like there was no giant ice spear sticking out of his back. And you bringing up this scene with Mystique suddenly discounts all the million times he's soaked up tremendous cutting damage. Sigh.

Her sword disintegrated like a fart in the wind... 🙁

Abhi man. Why don't you bring up her feats for a change instead of resorting to lowballing? Or get the lowballing correct because fact checking you is exhaustive.

No. Actually she will get hers pushed in.

Jarnbjorns feats against non-celestials is still pretty solid. Aside from mighty avengers.

Originally posted by -Pr-
So he wasn't really depowered that much at all?

No Mjolnir, but he still belongs at the top of the food chain. He's no less formidable.

Vs Fem Thor. Fem Thor doesn't have much in the way of feats, but we know she's powerful as phukk considering how she's been mowing down anyone she has fought(except Odinson). She also just ripped open a vibranium door with adamantium plating as she was weakening.
http://i.imgur.com/EucyFA2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/42oLWWk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NrpLPas.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oI5Ayhj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N5HIOJJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/K2Aqcwx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2p7LQ3y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p0PHwgb.jpg

His formidability as Evil Thor in Axis was still evident. Even beings like Apoc and Absorbing Man were dominated by him.
http://i.imgur.com/OTtvsA5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FrBb1o.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZus6Vq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3TW4O69.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5h1rhaf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0ATJTxZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j4yvi0J.jpg

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Lol at ki. I dont need ki to one shot your ass lob

Arrogance is the path to destruction, grasshopper!

Do NOT fool yourself!

NO MERE WOMAN CAN ONE-SHOT THE LORDOFBROOKLYN!!!

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
I'd pay to see that.

Why do you want me to break her?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Fight her irl.

"Fight", HA!

It wouldn't be a fight. Sin would acknowledge her inferiority and concede before the match begins.

Now, if she were fighting a "Male" from your land of the potato smokers, THEN there would be a fight!

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Nice of you to hide from your earlier statement. 👆
Spider-Man? Cornered so resort to lowball.
Nice of you to side step the flat out statement. Good.

An axe with a special enchant to hurt Celestials is suddenly no good. Lol... Jarnbjorn has virtually sliced Gorr in half, has been used to slice off a herald's arm, has been used to rip open Galactus's jaw.... There's no winning in lowballing this weapon.

Yeah, it isn't. Young Thor survived it, Order Man did it, blind Apocalypse Twin did and so on. There is zero chance of it doing anything to Diana's bracers. She is tailor made to tank it.

Powerman blocked Jarn with his chi on Thor's initial attack. He can draw in a city's worth of chi hence why he dropped the line, "I'm a literal Hulk. I absorb anymore chi this fist get a zip code." Why would I need to highball Powerman when we see him getting overpowered on Thor's following attack? He was even asking for help.

Like a clock, here comes highballing of power man. Do you think Power Man's chi can block better than Diana's bracers?

Lol oh the lowballing. She stabbed him from the back after he destroyed Iceman's form. Through the phukkin chest...
Did I get the memo that somehow this isn't relevant just because it was done from behind?
Next time we see him, he's standing over her with one half of the spear sticking out his back and the front end in his hand. Dude was standing there like there was no giant ice spear sticking out of his back. And you bringing up this scene with Mystique suddenly discounts all the million times he's soaked up tremendous cutting damage. Sigh.
No, it shows he can be taken out by stabbing. He is not hulk or Wolverine in healing.

Her sword disintegrated like a fart in the wind... 🙁

Thor gets doomsday powers now?

Abhi man. Why don't you bring up her feats for a change instead of resorting to lowballing? Or get the lowballing correct because fact checking you is exhaustive.

Haha, what? Tired of pulling a Carver and highballing the shit out of Thor already?

No. Actually she will get hers pushed in.

Name one top tier who has done that in DCnU.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
No Mjolnir, but he still belongs at the top of the food chain. He's no less formidable.

Vs Fem Thor. Fem Thor doesn't have much in the way of feats, but we know she's powerful as phukk considering how she's been mowing down anyone she has fought(except Odinson). She also just ripped open a vibranium door with adamantium plating as she was weakening.
http://i.imgur.com/EucyFA2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/42oLWWk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NrpLPas.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oI5Ayhj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N5HIOJJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/K2Aqcwx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2p7LQ3y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p0PHwgb.jpg

His formidability as Evil Thor in Axis was still evident. Even beings like Apoc and Absorbing Man were dominated by him.
http://i.imgur.com/OTtvsA5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FrBb1o.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZus6Vq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3TW4O69.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5h1rhaf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0ATJTxZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j4yvi0J.jpg

Well, so much for that, then.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Arrogance is the path to destruction, grasshopper!

Do NOT fool yourself!

NO MERE WOMAN CAN ONE-SHOT THE LORDOFBROOKLYN!!!

Why do you want me to break her?

"Fight", HA!

It wouldn't be a fight. Sin would acknowledge her inferiority and concede before the match begins.

Now, if she were fighting a "Male" from your land of the potato smokers, THEN there would be a fight!

If you want to get banned, keep it up.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
No Mjolnir, but he still belongs at the top of the food chain. He's no less formidable.

Vs Fem Thor. Fem Thor doesn't have much in the way of feats, but we know she's powerful as phukk considering how she's been mowing down anyone she has fought(except Odinson). She also just ripped open a vibranium door with adamantium plating as she was weakening.
http://i.imgur.com/EucyFA2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/42oLWWk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NrpLPas.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oI5Ayhj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N5HIOJJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/K2Aqcwx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2p7LQ3y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p0PHwgb.jpg

His formidability as Evil Thor in Axis was still evident. Even beings like Apoc and Absorbing Man were dominated by him.
http://i.imgur.com/OTtvsA5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FrBb1o.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZus6Vq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3TW4O69.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5h1rhaf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0ATJTxZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j4yvi0J.jpg

I didn't like the villians performance in axis. Great scans tho, something tells me fem Thor is Jane foster

Originally posted by abhilegend
Nice of you to side step the flat out statement. Good.

Side stepping.... 😂
Don't think people forgot your ridiculous White Tiger statement.
You're making a big deal out of a statement like it matters for crying out loud. Suddenly a PISy/CISy statement is gospel even though he's dealt with infinitely more powerful foes that are far faster than Pete. You fail at this. Your lowballing is truly legendary.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Yeah, it isn't. Young Thor survived it, Order Man did it, blind Apocalypse Twin did and so on. There is zero chance of it doing anything to Diana's bracers. She is tailor made to tank it.

Thor is Thor. He wades through damage like that.
Who said anything about her bracers? Why would Thor need to damage her bracers to hurt her? Tailor made to tank what? I hope you don't think she can tank Jarnbjorn and just walk away from it unscathed. That would be pretty dumb.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Like a clock, here comes highballing of power man. Do you think Power Man's chi can block better than Diana's bracers?
Highballing? Unlike you I state facts and not stupid shiet like White Tiger beat the shiet out of Thor. What does his chi have to do with her bracers? Red herring time when you have no real point I see. She is not going to fight Thor without being damaged from Jarnbjorn.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Did I get the memo that somehow this isn't relevant just because it was done from behind? No, it shows he can be taken out by stabbing. He is not hulk or Wolverine in healing.

She cheapshotted him from behind with a stab. What do you not get? Next we see him, the spear may have just as been a splinter since he's nonchalantly paying it no mind. Crazy damage soak bruh.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Thor gets doomsday powers now?

He's not Doomsday. He's Thor God of Thunder. He doesn't disintegrate powerful swords, he breaks them like twigs.
http://i.imgur.com/M3eTFdt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wKvLnU8.jpg

Originally posted by abhilegend

Haha, what?
Tired of pulling a Carver and highballing the shit out of Thor already? Name one top tier who has done that in DCnU.

You can't highball feats that already speak for themselves. Smh.

Err...
First Born has all but raped her more than once.
Cheetah has owned her.
Hermes was about to own her.
Ocean Master has electrocuted the shiet out of her.
Less-Than-A-Man(a Minotaur) has knocked her the phukk out.
And we all know what he does to Minotaur's with the strength of a Hulk...

^Here's how Diana handles Minotaurs.. 😕
http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/preview/0/0/1/WW-35-5-e4d3a.jpg
http://www.the-medium-is-not-enough.com/images/WW35_7.jpg

In comparison... 😏
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120679/4057651-thor+-+god+of+thunder+023-007.jpg
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120679/4057650-thor+-+god+of+thunder+023-008.jpg

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Side stepping.... 😂
Yeah, your usual MO when you try to wave something away.
Don't think people forgot your ridiculous White Tiger statement.
And?
You're making a big deal out of a statement like it matters for crying out loud. Suddenly a PISy/CISy statement is gospel even though he's dealt with infinitely more powerful foes that are far faster than Pete. You fail at this. Your lowballing is truly legendary.
Yeah, that's how it works in comics right? You can just hand wave it away by citing previous feats but only high end feats apply for your characters. Your highballing is amusing though.

Thor is Thor. He wades through damage like that.
Apparently not. Show me him getting stabbed in eyes and wading through that.
Who said anything about her bracers? Why would Thor need to damage her bracers to hurt her? Tailor made to tank what? I hope you don't think she can tank Jarnbjorn and just walk away from it unscathed. That would be pretty dumb.
With her bracers? Sure. Why would she try to tank it when she can easily block it with her bracers?

Highballing? Unlike you I state facts and not stupid shiet like White Tiger beat the shiet out of Thor.
And unlike you I don't go solely by highest feats of a character.
What does his chi have to do with her bracers?
You cited his chi as if its some special blocking shit and can't apply to any other character.
Red herring time when you have no real point I see. She is not going to fight Thor without being damaged from Jarnbjorn.
She can easily block it with her bracers. Why would she be damaged again?

She cheapshotted him from behind with a stab. What do you not get? Next we see him, the spear may have just as been a splinter since he's nonchalantly paying it no mind. Crazy damage soak bruh.
She dropped him with a stab with an ice shard. Imagine a sword going through. And is stabbing somehow hurting more by a cheapshot?

He's not Doomsday. He's Thor God of Thunder. He doesn't disintegrate powerful swords, he breaks them like twigs.
http://i.imgur.com/M3eTFdt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wKvLnU8.jpg
Ah, of course. Loki's sword is totally equal to wonder woman's sword. Get the **** out of here with this shit.

You can't highball feats that already speak for themselves. Smh.
Hahaha, this is cute.

Err...
First Born has all but raped her more than once.
First Born would fist **** Thor too.
Cheetah has owned her.
With the poison which took down entire Justice League. Next.
Hermes was about to own her.
When?
Ocean Master has electrocuted the shiet out of her.
With entire Justice League? Yeah, no shit bro.
Less-Than-A-Man(a Minotaur) has knocked her the phukk out.
The same Minotaur kicked the shit out of your precious Orion too.
And we all know what he does to Minotaur's with the strength of a Hulk...
Yeah, because all Minotaur's in every company are the same and saying "He has strength of hulk" gives someone Hulk's feats.

This is getting lulzworthy with your desperate attempts for a win for Thor.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
^Here's how Diana handles Minotaurs.. 😕
http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/preview/0/0/1/WW-35-5-e4d3a.jpg
http://www.the-medium-is-not-enough.com/images/WW35_7.jpg

In comparison... 😏
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120679/4057651-thor+-+god+of+thunder+023-007.jpg
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120679/4057650-thor+-+god+of+thunder+023-008.jpg


hysterical

Pure comedy gold.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Arrogance is the path to destruction, grasshopper!

Do NOT fool yourself!

NO MERE WOMAN CAN ONE-SHOT THE LORDOFBROOKLYN!!!

Why do you want me to break her?

"Fight", HA!

It wouldn't be a fight. Sin would acknowledge her inferiority and concede before the match begins.

Now, if she were fighting a "Male" from your land of the potato smokers, THEN there would be a fight!

Sin would kill you imo.

FWIW, Thor was wading through despite having his liver turned into broken glass:

So yeah, I'd say piercing damage isn't much of an issue.

mistake