Most Awkward Moments In Bed

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|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by Spawningpool
So I was having sex with my friend right? And then his grandpa opens the door and says something about a peanut butter sandwich and he was just standing there in the door way looking at the end of the room. So my friend whispers to me. "Sometimes he sleep walks" so my friend gets up and walks him back to his room still naked... It was okay though my friend gave me an awesome orgasm
I would've had a heart attack if my friends grandpa walked in on the action... omg

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing

AbnormalButSane Screw up
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
Quincy Debaser

She looks ****ing cool

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Not in that shit outfit. haermm

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing

That's just awkward all around...

|King Joker| Your Excellency
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing
Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Awkward... When you know it's in but don't feel a single thing

Best post in here 👆

Spawningpool Cheeky Bastard

That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by Spawningpool
That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy
wut

rudester Tommy

I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by rudester
I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.
How old was he...?

Spawningpool Cheeky Bastard

Originally posted by rudester
I met someone online for Valentine's day and I ran over only seeing one side of the picture... he was disabled and handy and he lived in a small apartment with 10 cats... he was nice so I talked with him and tryed to leave as soon as possible. His neighbour was waiting by the door laughing at me..as I left.

HiS name wouldn't happen to be Leonard would it?

\\W// Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Originally posted by Spawningpool
That moment when your English teacher wants to have sex with you...... And he is a guy
contact the police awebrow ...unless you're failing english, in which case, i say pursue it.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

LOL

NewLanceWindu Keeper of the Prophecy

Welshy win.

Spawningpool Cheeky Bastard

Originally posted by \\W//
contact the police awebrow ...unless you're failing english, in which case, i say pursue it.

Don't have children

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Bump.

~Bun Bun~ **KMC OG**

A few weeks ago my bf and i are going at it and i cum so hard this "hoooooooooo!" noise comes out of me and we start busting out laughing and he says "you really want that train ran on you huh?"

😂

NewLanceWindu Keeper of the Prophecy

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
A few weeks ago my bf and i are going at it and i cum so hard this "hoooooooooo!" noise comes out of me and we start busting out laughing and he says "you really want that train ran on you huh?"

😂

I pronounced that "hooooooooooo!" like Hacksaw Jim Duggan in my head.