No Unopened Cokes for Muslims on United Airlines Flights

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Next time I get on a plane, I will ask for unopened can's and throw them at people, mainly the white people. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone else's feelings.

I hope we're on the same flight when this happens. I'm white, so it will give us an excuse to have our epic sky battle. awecraz

I'd imagine the whole plane would get in on it. Everyone would be laughing and tossing items then some brown guy would grab a can to drink it and he'd be mauled and thrown out the plane like he was crowdsurfing with Benny Hill music playing.

We'd all be out of the plane soon after the fight started. Honestly, did you expect the plane's integrity to hold to a clash between me and Time?