Can the Military defeat an alien invasion.

Started by Omega Vision4 pages

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
The cow mutilations are for making synthetic humans and cloning humans.

How so?

DNA Manipulation.

Also

Here is something interesting that CNET released talking about synthetic humans, however of coarse, youtube deleted the account it.

http://www.cnet.com/news/creepy-ad-tries-to-sell-you-a-synthetic-human/

Originally posted by Surtur
So speaking of aliens the latest episode of "UFO Files" on the History channel made some strange claims. Well the claims came from people who used to work for the government. According to one gentlemen he was what is known as an "interfacer". Someone whose job it is to interface with an alien entity in order to telepathically communicate with it. Oh and you can't be trained for it, rather the government tries to recruit people for it that the aliens have taken a "special" interest in. He said he tried to join the army but was rejected for health reasons. Then soon after he got a call back that he was suddenly in the army. Obviously because the aliens told the government he was cool.

I'm not even joking, the guy said the government gave him a guide book which documented at least 50 different species of alien the government has supposedly come into contact with.

Oh and it is apparently true the aliens do not do well in our atmosphere. Apparently they had to keep an alien inside some chamber with special gases, etc. because it could not survive long in our atmosphere.

But it gets better: this guy says he helped the alien escape because the alien telepathically warned him that his alien buddies were going to come and break him out and also kill everyone at the base. So he tells the entire base to leave the base because the alien wants to show him something and will show only him.

They actually fall for it and he helps the thing escape and as soon as it gets outside the fence it disappears in a flash of light. The guy isn't really punished for this because the guy in commande. apparently was aware that soldiers had been killed in the past over similar incidents with alien entities trying to rescues ones we have in captivity.

The most disturbing thing about that entire thing if it is true..is not that aliens exist. It is that our government is hilariously inept.


I caught this episode. Suspended my disbelief and quite enjoyed it!

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
DNA Manipulation.

Also

Here is something interesting that CNET released talking about synthetic humans, however of coarse, youtube deleted the account it.

http://www.cnet.com/news/creepy-ad-tries-to-sell-you-a-synthetic-human/


But why cows? What would be the use of cows if they're trying to manipulate human DNA?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
But why cows? What would be the use of cows if they're trying to manipulate human DNA?
Originally posted by Omega Vision
But why cows? What would be the use of cows if they're trying to manipulate human DNA?

Were you expecting serious answers in a aliens thread? 😆

Didn't you seem them using frog DNA in dinosaurs..I mean cmon.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Were you expecting serious answers in a aliens thread? 😆

Didn't you seem them using frog DNA in dinosaurs..I mean cmon.


So...you're suggesting we create a Jurassic Park type attraction by splicing cow and human DNA?

I'm willing to put down a couple million in VC if you'll match me.

Ok, now we need a plan to make a couple million and you got yourself a deal.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
But why cows? What would be the use of cows if they're trying to manipulate human DNA?

Beef stroganoff just took on a new meaning.... 👿

Originally posted by One Big Mob
It's a little known fact that all aliens use muzzleloaders.

It'd be like the Civil War vs whatever America is doing to sandland. The world is too fast, 2 furious for alien scum.

Well apparently there were all kinds of aliens around during the Civil War. Even theories that these ET's sent visions to Abraham Lincoln.

George Washington himself once reported meeting an "alien" that told him about the future of America and about the upcoming Civil War. Hell most of the Founding Fathers took the existence of aliens as a given. The "plurality of worlds" they called it, though they didn't invent that term.

Actually, "alien theorists" have claimed Lincoln wasn't the only one sent visions. Apparently Albert Einstein and Tesla did as well. Tesla flat out said he was talking to aliens..whereas Einstein would have weird visions..but he himself never attributed them to any outside source. Tesla used to talk about he could see in his minds eye a sort of hologram of what he wanted to invent, and he could even "spin it around, take it apart" etc.

Originally posted by riv6672
Beef stroganoff just took on a new meaning.... 👿
Lol'd, I did.

Originally posted by Mindship

Would smash. 👆

Originally posted by Omega Vision
But why cows? What would be the use of cows if they're trying to manipulate human DNA?

"My God. Women are the cows of people." -Reese Wilkerson

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Would smash. 👆

Um, she has horns, she's clearly a tranny cow-sapien.

What if the aliens only stumbled upon transwarp technology, but had no further advances than Earth in military technology? A UFO with 50 caliber guns mounted on side lol.

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, she has horns, she's clearly a tranny cow-sapien.

We can't always have filet mignon.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well apparently there were all kinds of aliens around during the Civil War. Even theories that these ET's sent visions to Abraham Lincoln.

George Washington himself once reported meeting an "alien" that told him about the future of America and about the upcoming Civil War. Hell most of the Founding Fathers took the existence of aliens as a given. The "plurality of worlds" they called it, though they didn't invent that term.

Actually, "alien theorists" have claimed Lincoln wasn't the only one sent visions. Apparently Albert Einstein and Tesla did as well. Tesla flat out said he was talking to aliens..whereas Einstein would have weird visions..but he himself never attributed them to any outside source. Tesla used to talk about he could see in his minds eye a sort of hologram of what he wanted to invent, and he could even "spin it around, take it apart" etc.


I've seen this subject covered on dozens of "Ancient Aliens" type shows. I find it fun to think about.

So you're suggesting that aliens are gonna clone us like how they did dinosaurs? Really. And you saw how well that went for InGen in the movies. Even though they had fricking .50 cal and rockets they got wrecked by velociraptors and a t-rex. And I bet these cloning facilities would be on their homeworld or an important planet. So imagine, if we got free, all the havoc we could do.

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, she has horns, she's clearly a tranny cow-sapien.
Pre-op or post-op?